OMFG I'm going to die.
12-16-2016, 09:12 PM
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12-16-2016, 09:12 PM
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Then change it's breaks.
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12-16-2016, 09:13 PM
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And refinish it's calibers.
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12-16-2016, 09:13 PM
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Then buy it some new shoes.
12-16-2016, 09:15 PM
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Remove the IMS and have it gold plated
12-16-2016, 09:18 PM
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Go to the Turbo forum and post that you bought a 996tt with 51,000 miles.
Refer to it as "low mileage".
12-16-2016, 09:21 PM
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Go to the Lawn mower engined forum. Talk about superior interior design of the Boxster.
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12-16-2016, 09:22 PM
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Create your own IMSB replacement kit.
12-16-2016, 09:23 PM
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Two words: hookers & blow
12-16-2016, 09:39 PM
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Go to your nephew's wrestling tournament and sit around for 2 hours between matches that last 45 seconds.
12-16-2016, 09:46 PM
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How 'bout a quick trip up I-5 to Sherman Oaks for an epic night hanging with Johnny Irish?
There's a great Scientology Comfort Suite just down the block from me. They have a piano bar and they offer free Depends with your fifth drink. And we could also check our sport suspensions by racing over the speed bumps on Milbank Ave.
12-16-2016, 10:27 PM
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Remove the IMS and have it gold plated
You're just jealous you don't have one anymore
Yo get that picture hung yet? It has been a year now...
12-16-2016, 11:02 PM
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12-17-2016, 08:20 AM
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Then change it's breaks.
Counsel KC on the proper usage of it's vs. its in his posts.
12-17-2016, 09:29 AM
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Been a while since I've read a bit of humor in this Forum. Always like to be entertained in between talking about "serious" issues.