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Old 05-19-2016, 07:52 PM
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1st divorce ended up with a C5Z06. 2nd divorce , I'm hoping to keep my 00 C2. I have nearly everything for a aero kit upgrade. I'm thinking it would be nice to upgrade to aero kit status and add an underdive pulley and a speedtech exhaust. Opinions? Out with the old in with the new kind of thing...
Old 05-19-2016, 07:57 PM
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Mrs. Gator is an extremely badass divorce attorney. If you live in FL or CO, she can get you out of that marriage with a GT3.
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So, the wife got the Z06, the Z06 caused your divorce, or your rebound purchase was the Z06? Once I understand this, I can better advise your Porsche upgrades.
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Originally Posted by 02Z06
Out with the old in with the new kind of thing...
Time to jump back on that horse.

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I want to know what the Photoshop work covered up on that chick's upper thighs. Something ain't right. I'm pretty sure that if she stood up straight as illustrated, one leg would be about six inches shorter than the other.
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it went like this. Getting a divorce... bought a vette. Had it a few years, upgraded to a Z06. Got married, lived in "marital bliss" ,about a yr ago got a 00 996. Now she wants divorce to live with another guy and I am thinking of doing aero kit and exhaust to make me feel better about losing my current predictament..

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Old 05-19-2016, 09:31 PM
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Life happens while you are making plans.
Old 05-19-2016, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
I want to know what the Photoshop work covered up on that chick's upper thighs. Something ain't right. I'm pretty sure that if she stood up straight as illustrated, one leg would be about six inches shorter than the other.
Uh, I think it's called a shadow... No photoshop there...look again
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Originally Posted by Gator996
Mrs. Gator is an extremely badass divorce attorney. If you live in FL or CO, she can get you out of that marriage with a GT3.
Damn, does she travel? If I ever get one, I'd be willing to fly her here and even put her up in the Ritz Carlton if she can get me a gt3.
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Best upgrade imho would be a 25 y/o blonde in the front seat
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So Mr. Z06, does this mean you’re interviewing for a next ex-wife?
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Sorry to hear of your plight but "divorce mods" is just thread of the year material for me! Has so much potential.
Enjoy the new opportunities! My divorce mod was a Ducati, now it's the C4S. Enjoy the car and put a hottie in the passenger seat and you will be right as rain.
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First piece of advice....
Get any valuables you really want to keep titled under a different name or entity ASAP!!!!!
(If it's not to late)

Second piece or advice.....
Do up the pcar with the kit
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I've retitled a few vehicles and I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-wife. Just hoping to keep the fun cars, get joint custody and pass her on to the next sucker..
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Originally Posted by targa996
Best upgrade imho would be a 25 y/o blonde in the front seat
Trust me I feel the same way. Right now I'm just trying to minimize the collateral damage. After everything is officially done I'm hoping to pick up my child with a Victoria secrets model in the passenger seat.


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