alpine003

With that being Gator's old car, he better have done a two stage paint correction with a CQuartz or Opticoat paint protection coating, or else you got ripped off. Welcome.

DTMiller

I think we scared OP away.

Kris Murphy

It will take more than some suspect fluids on my new seats to scare me away. Although it is nice to know the car has had a colorful past, and support of this group.

DTMiller, I live just outside of Philadelphia in Jenkintown. I run mostly with Risentoter.

Now I need to go figure out how to get my wife to dress up in a tight shirt to keep the tradition alive.

Gonzo911

What the heck is going on down there? Looks like she's giving birth to a breach baby...

Gator996

Welcome aboard Kris!! As I said before, I am thrilled that Big Red went to a track guy. I know you will give her the attention she deserves. The statute of limitations has run on most of the crimes and misdemeanors committed in and around the car.

DTMiller

Just tell her some strangers on the internet who are vaguely familiar with your car's prior owner say she has to. That's a pretty compelling argument if you ask me.

FRUNKenstein

Well, and then post pictures. Don't forget the posting of the pictures part.

gnat

I don't know. We are talking about the Philly area

FRUNKenstein

Only you, Gonzo, only you . . .

gnat

Well I was trying to refrain from commenting, but the first 2 really weren't Gator quality. Midwest Lawyer quality maybe, but definitely not Gator quality.

And yeah, the foot thing going on in the 3rd is a bit disturbing and distracting from an otherwise reasonable effort...

Gator996

At least he was focusing in the correct anatomical area. He didn't mention her lazy eye.

Gonzo911

She has a face?

Down South

Congrats on the sale Gator and welcome Kris!
Great car! I know Gator treated it right.

5CHN3LL

Subject to interpretation and debate. The foot hanging out of the jerky drapes is probably the better of those two features...

I think it's likely that the right side of her chin / right cheek is actually attached to her right shoulder, so kudos to whoever tailored the shirt.

On the plus side, it's nice to see that she chose a modest neck line - it's so unusual to see younger women being so demure in their fashion choices...