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Old 07-28-2015, 10:50 PM
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:41 PM
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Yes Unicorn Semen™ really does exist and it is the best thing for lubricating your engine.
Old 07-29-2015, 12:04 AM
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Some people add it to the fuel , I'm not sure of any benefit of that , it was produced as an engine oil additive
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When did they trade mark it....
Old 07-29-2015, 09:05 AM
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Yes it exists.

Turn your key to the on position, off position and on position
Wait one minute
Listen for clicking sound in your engine takes about 1 minute

Your Porsche fully resets like Microsoft Windows and all your mechanical problems are solved

Thank me later
Old 07-29-2015, 10:57 AM
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There is, however, no spoon and the cake is a lie.
Old 07-29-2015, 11:06 AM
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I'm assuming the original question was, "Is there a preferred place to put your phone while driving?"
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No, he's looking for a very specific exterior/interior color combination.
Old 07-29-2015, 11:13 AM
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Christ I am in the wrong place. I thought this was a discussion on $99.00 rotors and pads
Old 07-29-2015, 11:15 AM
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Are you sure he isn't looking for the one true engine oil?

Maybe a weeping virgin crush ring?

A final and true explanation of why the IMSB fails?
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Yes Porsche Design did partner up with IWC back in the day to come up with a Porsche IWC watch so you can wear one proudly while you drive your car. You must be getting sick of your Rolex...
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Originally Posted by DTMiller
No, he's looking for a very specific exterior/interior color combination.
What, now we're looking at a color matched phone and where to shove it?
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Trolling Rennlist? Now that's a first
Old 07-29-2015, 07:05 PM
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Wow bunch of comedians in here.
Next time I'll just type a bunch of expletives and hopefully that'll get it pulled.
I wanted a color combo for a 6TT and realised after I'd hit save I was in the 6NA forum.
Still want the combo - rainforest over grey with an x50 and a stick.
Old 07-29-2015, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan A
Wow bunch of comedians in here.
We own and love 996s with M96 motors, not having a sense of humor would make for an otherwise depressing existence


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