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12-10-2014, 08:55 PM

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Hey Sneaky Pete, didn't you forget to include something with your post to this boobie thread?

I was on the trail of good candidate but then thought my lord you pervert yuh better stop,

12-10-2014, 09:01 PM

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Im more of bacon type of guy....

Alp by any chance did you hack into KK's account or is this a new side of KK we haven't seen.

12-10-2014, 09:18 PM

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Bacon?

Have we stumbled upon a solution for the flawed M96? Perhaps bacon grease the perfect lifetime lubricant for ball bearings that might get oil-washed?

1. Pull the seals on factory bearing.
2. Flush out all that worthless Porsche and bearing manufacturer spec'ed grease.
3. Re-pack with bacon grease. Organic free-range pigs probably provide the best bacon grease. Reinstall seals.
4. Drive your Porsche the way it's meant to be driven, relieved from pesky failure mode #8,672!
Bonus: Smells like a great breakfast!

12-10-2014, 09:18 PM

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Oh, sorry... was this a serious #IMSBS thread?

12-10-2014, 09:25 PM

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I am thinking of purchasing this car, does anyone know the owner?

12-10-2014, 09:43 PM

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Bacon? Have we stumbled upon a solution for the flawed M96? Perhaps bacon grease the perfect lifetime lubricant for ball bearings that might get oil-washed? 1. Pull the seals on factory bearing. 2. Flush out all that worthless Porsche and bearing manufacturer spec'ed grease. 3. Re-pack with bacon grease. Organic free-range pigs probably provide the best bacon grease. Reinstall seals. 4. Drive your Porsche the way it's meant to be driven, relieved from pesky failure mode #8,672! Bonus: Smells like a great breakfast!

I bought some of this at Costco. Mmmm bacon.

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12-10-2014, 09:43 PM

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Oh, sorry... was this a serious #IMSBS thread?

Well I, for one, feel good about the progress we've made here today resolving this mechanical mystery. Good discussion everyone - nice work. Another dozen or so of these threads and we'll get this thing resolved. Somebody may want to alert the boys in Zuffenhausen that we're getting real close.

12-10-2014, 09:57 PM

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What's an IMS? Ham is Good. Boobies are better.

12-10-2014, 10:13 PM

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Was it true "Bacos" were made out of worms?

12-10-2014, 10:17 PM

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I have no useful information to add to this thread so I will just leave my uncensored avatar here.

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12-10-2014, 10:56 PM

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I have no useful information to add to this thread so I will just leave my uncensored avatar here.

That was THE one I was trailing at the Charlotte airport! Eat ur ham Tina...

12-10-2014, 10:59 PM

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Napoleon Dynamite just made this more kinkier. I mean interesting. Wut? No! I was so totally not... Gotta go.

12-10-2014, 11:01 PM

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FapfaPls pass bacon spread

12-11-2014, 12:27 AM

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OK people ... rule number 3: Do not hide pictures of boobies in IMS threads or they will be missed. I recommend adding this to the forum guidelines on the first page.

I almost skipped this thread based on the topic which would have been a big mistake.

Thank you!