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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 04:48 PM
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The girlfriend just dumped half a coffee down my door (with the top down). Anyone know where I can get a replacement (replacement girlfriend that is)?
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 04:50 PM
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Pics of GF first, please.

As for a replacement, I'd suggest a Clover from Starbucks, or if in a bind, Dunkin is pretty good if fresh.
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 04:52 PM
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Unfortunately I would definitely need a replacement if I were to put up pics.
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 05:38 PM
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Cream? Sugar? Those can really make a mess.

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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 05:49 PM
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Soy cappuccino to be specific. No sugar. No dairy. Which I guess is good. I think some of it went down into the door. When I raised the window, it was on the outside of the window.
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 05:50 PM
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Don't forget to get a PPI on the new girlfriend. I would be glad to do one for you. At 73 years of age I remember everything I need to check for you. Now..... actually being able to accomplish each task successfully might be another ball game lol.
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 06:19 PM
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If you're the revengeful type, take a **** in her Louis Vuitton purse tomorrow.

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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by LexVan
If you're the revengeful type, take a **** in her Louis Vuitton purse tomorrow.

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OP, I'm assuming you don't have kids? It's much worse...
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 09:18 PM
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I want to know how she made it up to you
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Old Nov 26, 2014 | 09:32 PM
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Yes, demand reparations of the horizontal variety!
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Old Nov 28, 2014 | 09:01 AM
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The rain will probably wash it out. If not wash the car well, especially the passenger side window. Water runs through the inside of the door to the drains on the bottom.
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Old Nov 28, 2014 | 10:11 AM
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Soy instead of milk, wait for the rotten smell inside your car and let us know if you still have the same girlfriend if no smell no problem.
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Old Nov 28, 2014 | 11:09 AM
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I never allow any food in my special cars, but if I do, it would have to be the non-sugar-soy milk type and hopefully it won't be as nutritious to the microbes.

Actually, I'm surprised that you are a Rennlister and yet you ALLOW FOOD IN YOUR CAR. What's wrong with you? Did you have a fever that morning?
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Old Nov 28, 2014 | 11:47 PM
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I guess I know that someday my 996 is going to be gone. In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy it as much as possible. Part of that includes a cappuccino and a scone on the way to work. Cars are meant to be used and enjoyed. While I'm not happy about a spilled coffee, S#@* happens. I guess the GF can stay.
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