himself

A chicken was walking on the farm and heard a cry for help from a shallow well. Looking in, a horse had fallen in and was stuck. The horse asked the chicken to get him out, but the chicken was too small to do any good. The horse had a bright idea: "Chicken, go to the farmer's house and get his Porsche and a rope. Use the Porsche to pull me out of the well!" So the chicken does and the horse is saved. [edit: Good think the IMS/engine didn't explode during this rescue.]

A week or so later, the horse is walking by the same well and hears the chicken crying for help. The chicken is, of course, stuck and the well is too deep for the chicken to get out of. Taking a page from the horse's book, the chicken says: "Horse, go to the farmer's house and get his Porsche and a rope. Use the Porsche to pull me out of the well!" The horse replies, "I'm too big to get in that little car. Let me thing of something." The horse comes up with a brilliant idea and stands over the well and drops his member into it. The chicken grabs on and is pulled to safety.

The moral of this story: if you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks.

-td

ivangene

where's the bit about the IMS?


how does this fit into the forum without it


BTW - its the EGG

wyovino

And the horse told the chicken he could have an early warning well detector installed for $400.

himself

^fixed it for Ed.

ivangene

NOW we are in line this the flavor of the month!
LOL at well detector

Airrik

HA HA LOL I heard this before there different variations same point across.

Barn996

Clever...

VGM911

Was the Porsche a 911?

Kazual99

I think it was a 944, but I could be wrong

babylonboots

Carrera GT, in the farmer's barn, under a canvas tarp..

Peter 642

Which region?

Shark Attack

but if you are hung like a horse AND have a Porsche........

wyovino

...and have a chicken, and a Twitter account...

Chaos

You must own a 928...