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OKAY that's it!!!! MY 99 996 cab with an 02 front conversion (turbo bumper, xenons) and original turbo rear bumper IS FOR SALE!!!
I am sick and tired of people calling me a HOMO!! A girly man..or a sissy!! I am going to be a Freakin' HUMMER H1 or H2 (but a tough looking one!)
I really started licking my tip, but can't stand the fact that besided the 996 not being a real porsche, slow and with a lot of engine failures....a tip is for women.
I'm with you Nicolaas, my C4S up for bids......
Eversince I got the tip, my ***** has shrunk slowly but surely!
I need to get a stick to make it stiff again.........
I really started licking my tip, but can't stand the fact that besided the 996 not being a real porsche, slow and with a lot of engine failures....a tip is for women.
Your really started licking your tip? maybe you posted this in the wrong forum????
What's the poll going to be about? Dick or dickless?
Yep, your right again agent 99. In the worst Pcar I have owned is a crappy Mercedes tip. The same crummy car you own But when I am at the track with my wifes SUV and she has it...I don't even remember how bad a car the 996 is Tip or Manual
After catching way too much **** from my wife w/ my heavily modded urQuattro, it turned into a 968 cab w/ a tip and that has turned into a 996 C4 cab w/ a tip. I guess I'm getting soft in my old age, but it keeps the wife unit pleasing me daily and that makes it totally worth it.
Come to think of it, after driving manual trannies for over 30 years, I don't have one in the stable anymore. Since getting my left hip replaced earlier this year, I can't say I miss the extra effort w/ my left foot.
No comments about ***** size or presence here, but I'm feeling the need to go drive the Hummer H2 in today's snow, just to feel a bit more manly.
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