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Old 10-12-2007, 12:46 AM
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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"


The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."

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Old 10-12-2007, 01:50 AM
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you need to get some sleep... that was pretty bad
Old 10-12-2007, 02:05 AM
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I can't believe I just spent 20 seconds reading that...
Old 10-12-2007, 02:09 AM
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Im sorry............. are you both blonde?
Old 10-12-2007, 03:01 PM
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Wow! Heres my receipt can I have my 20 seconds back!
Old 10-12-2007, 03:06 PM
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I was amused. You can keep my 20 seconds!
Old 10-12-2007, 03:23 PM
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I still don't get it!! It wasn't a Porch it was a lexus????
Old 10-12-2007, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicolaasdb
I still don't get it!! It wasn't a Porch it was a lexus????
Old 10-12-2007, 03:51 PM
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last time i heard "it was a ferrari"
Old 10-12-2007, 06:15 PM
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Old 10-12-2007, 09:56 PM
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Lol
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brains
I didn't see that happen one time in all of the 'Return of the Living Dead' movies, even in part 4 'Necropolis' and part 5 'Rave to the Grave' which were terrible didn't have such a scene suprisingly, but it probably has been done in a horror spoof movie though
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