michael.s.under
08-09-2007, 01:32 AM
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Three Wheelin'
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This is kind of cool, Ive never had a thread in my honor. I feel like I should do a skit, tell a joke, or something!
Here it goes, dont tell my wife!!!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
This is kind of cool, Ive never had a thread in my honor. I feel like I should do a skit, tell a joke, or something!
Here it goes, dont tell my wife!!!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
08-09-2007, 01:54 AM
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Race Car
Originally Posted by michael.s.under
I feel like I should do a skit, tell a joke, or something!
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08-09-2007, 05:28 PM
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Burning Brakes
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It will never be as good as "Disregard Thread"
08-09-2007, 06:19 PM
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OK, I can't resist. Everyone in the OR is tired of my jokes, and y'all haven't been given that opportunity yet. So....
Two hydrogen atoms walk in to a bar. They sit down, and one says, "Oh, ****! I lost my electron!"
"Are you sure?" asked the other.
"Yes. I'm positive!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk in to a bar. They sit down, and one says, "Oh, ****! I lost my electron!"
"Are you sure?" asked the other.
"Yes. I'm positive!"
08-09-2007, 07:06 PM
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Ok here is one...female members please dont hate me!
Why dont men trust women........................?
Would you trust something that bled for 7 days and didnt die?
Why dont men trust women........................?
Would you trust something that bled for 7 days and didnt die?