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03-10-2019 | 08:16 PM
#64
Burning Brakes
Joined: May 2015
Posts: 815
Likes: 7
From: American Southwest
A joke about a man about to beat his wife , way to keep it classy
If you're looking for 'classy', try the opera or the Joffrey Ballet, Sir Outrageously Outraged. It's a publicly accessible website. Don't like the Neanderthals on the site? Go visit Greenpeace.Org, and talk about baby seals, or something.
No need for us to insult you. Being Canadian seems burden enough to carry.
Canada. Like Wisconsin, only larger and less interesting.
If you're looking for 'classy', try the opera or the Joffrey Ballet, Sir Outrageously Outraged. It's a publicly accessible website. Don't like the Neanderthals on the site? Go visit Greenpeace.Org, and talk about baby seals, or something.
No need for us to insult you. Being Canadian seems burden enough to carry.
Canada. Like Wisconsin, only larger and less interesting.
03-10-2019 | 09:56 PM
#65
Drifting
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 2,071
Likes: 156
From: Indiana
A joke about a man about to beat his wife , way to keep it classy
If you're looking for 'classy', try the opera or the Joffrey Ballet, Sir Outrageously Outraged. It's a publicly accessible website. Don't like the Neanderthals on the site? Go visit Greenpeace.Org, and talk about baby seals, or something.
No need for us to insult you. Being Canadian seems burden enough to carry.
Canada. Like Wisconsin, only larger and less interesting.
If you're looking for 'classy', try the opera or the Joffrey Ballet, Sir Outrageously Outraged. It's a publicly accessible website. Don't like the Neanderthals on the site? Go visit Greenpeace.Org, and talk about baby seals, or something.
No need for us to insult you. Being Canadian seems burden enough to carry.
Canada. Like Wisconsin, only larger and less interesting.
03-10-2019 | 10:18 PM
#66
Racer
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 250
Likes: 10
From: Austin, TX
Please don't use logic and freedom of speech on these clowns, their little minds will explode. I find these tantrums thrown in a futile attempt to limit freedom of speech rather humorous. It far exceeds any humor in the original joke which was lacking. This thread delivers though. Nice job snowflakes. Your tears bring me smiles.
You are the real snowflake if you are so triggered when someone asks that we keep it classy, or keep the joke threads (not all jokes, just the joke threads) to the appropriate forum.
Nobody is preventing yiur your freedom of speech. I come here for 996 content (which this is not). Jokes in tech threads? Sure. Joke threads? Get them out of here.
03-11-2019 | 02:11 AM
#71
Rennlist Member
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 707
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We all have expiriences which inform our perspectives . In September of 1993 , I was serving with 2PPCLI in the medak pocket region of Croatia .
We were under a UN peacekeeper banner ,UNPROFOR blue berets etc. our mission was to prevent outbreaks of what the media dubbed " ethnic cleansing "
there was a documentary made about the events that happened .
at the 35 minute mark of this film , you'll see that after an intense firefight , we pushed into a village where we thought the civilian population was being eliminated .
we found the bodies of two young girls we believed had been held in a room and subjected to all kinds of horrors before their bodies were burned with gasoline . I was one of those tasked with body recovery . The bones of their legs were still so hot they melted the body bags . We cooled them with bottled water . My fatigues smelled like burnt flesh , gas and plastic for 3 days .
On my second tour , I had qualified as a medic , assigned to assist physicians in a field hospital . We treated 200 women who survived horrific physical and sexual abuse , the youngest was 8 , the oldest 75
so if my speaking out about making jokes about violence against women makes me a snowflake , I'll take that as a compliment
We were under a UN peacekeeper banner ,UNPROFOR blue berets etc. our mission was to prevent outbreaks of what the media dubbed " ethnic cleansing "
there was a documentary made about the events that happened .
at the 35 minute mark of this film , you'll see that after an intense firefight , we pushed into a village where we thought the civilian population was being eliminated .
we found the bodies of two young girls we believed had been held in a room and subjected to all kinds of horrors before their bodies were burned with gasoline . I was one of those tasked with body recovery . The bones of their legs were still so hot they melted the body bags . We cooled them with bottled water . My fatigues smelled like burnt flesh , gas and plastic for 3 days .
On my second tour , I had qualified as a medic , assigned to assist physicians in a field hospital . We treated 200 women who survived horrific physical and sexual abuse , the youngest was 8 , the oldest 75
so if my speaking out about making jokes about violence against women makes me a snowflake , I'll take that as a compliment
03-11-2019 | 02:22 AM
#72
Racer
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 250
Likes: 10
From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by Vancouver996
so if my speaking out about making jokes about violence against women makes me a snowflake , I'll take that as a compliment
03-11-2019 | 03:16 AM
#74
Rennlist Member
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 8,051
Likes: 810
From: Kauai
We all have expiriences which inform our perspectives . In September of 1993 , I was serving with 2PPCLI in the medak pocket region of Croatia .
We were under a UN peacekeeper banner ,UNPROFOR blue berets etc. our mission was to prevent outbreaks of what the media dubbed " ethnic cleansing "
there was a documentary made about the events that happened . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnnhi3RszM
at the 35 minute mark of this film , you'll see that after an intense firefight , we pushed into a village where we thought the civilian population was being eliminated .
we found the bodies of two young girls we believed had been held in a room and subjected to all kinds of horrors before their bodies were burned with gasoline . I was one of those tasked with body recovery . The bones of their legs were still so hot they melted the body bags . We cooled them with bottled water . My fatigues smelled like burnt flesh , gas and plastic for 3 days .
On my second tour , I had qualified as a medic , assigned to assist physicians in a field hospital . We treated 200 women who survived horrific physical and sexual abuse , the youngest was 8 , the oldest 75
so if my speaking out about making jokes about violence against women makes me a snowflake , I'll take that as a compliment
We were under a UN peacekeeper banner ,UNPROFOR blue berets etc. our mission was to prevent outbreaks of what the media dubbed " ethnic cleansing "
there was a documentary made about the events that happened . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnnhi3RszM
at the 35 minute mark of this film , you'll see that after an intense firefight , we pushed into a village where we thought the civilian population was being eliminated .
we found the bodies of two young girls we believed had been held in a room and subjected to all kinds of horrors before their bodies were burned with gasoline . I was one of those tasked with body recovery . The bones of their legs were still so hot they melted the body bags . We cooled them with bottled water . My fatigues smelled like burnt flesh , gas and plastic for 3 days .
On my second tour , I had qualified as a medic , assigned to assist physicians in a field hospital . We treated 200 women who survived horrific physical and sexual abuse , the youngest was 8 , the oldest 75
so if my speaking out about making jokes about violence against women makes me a snowflake , I'll take that as a compliment
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