Suwipin

Hi Mike,

Kart racing on the deck sounds like great fun hehehe So OTE in this case would be a plunge to the ocean? What do you think Danny?

It looks like you guys have been having a lot of fun in the last 2 months, that's great

Maybe I should consider moving back to midwest and join you guys (like Jeff hehehe), I used to live in Minnesota for 4.5 years

STLPCA

Mike, you're not kidding, we've already gone through a forest of trees.but it's all necessary.
There's the pre-registration applicant's approval form, then there's the registration applicant's approval form, then there's the registration for application form, then there's the request for application form, then there's the request for application approval form, then there's the application form, then there's the application approval form, then there's the waiver of liability form, then there's the indemnity agreement form, then there's the personal loan guaranty form for Mike's racecar, then there's the corporate guarantee form for Mike's racecar (if applicable), then there's the HWFM tithing form, then there's the HWFM tithing approval form, then there's the HWFM tithing receipt form, then there's the title transfer to Mike form, then there's the affidavit of gift of title to Mike form, then there's the acceptance of HWFM membership form, then there's the application for certificate of membership form, then there's the certificate of membership form, then there's the receipt of certificate of membership form, then there's ... well you get the idea how much better things are now that we've gotten lawyers involved. Otherwise, HWFM would just be a cyberlist on some sailor's computer.

Mike in Chi

You're right Dan, the paperwork is all vital. Thank God we have you watching over these things.

rcwelch

Hey...I would volunteer for membership as the official "Roaster" as my daughter is attending Purdue and has the inside track on any upcomming BBQ shenanigians (sp) from the Engineering club...beside, I do have a Weber kettle that has been modified for gas ignition of the charcoal with a special nozzle fabricated by me with the help of my crazy neighbor...the weber also rides on low profile thin line white wall plastic tires(armoraled at least once a season) with the optional swival seats. It has a polished stainless deck and I keep her Zainoed for protection. SHE is an impressive sight to behold on the patio in the early morning rays of sunshine (I love the smell of smoke in the morning)! Heres hopeing that you will accept my statement as application for membership. Thanks and Happy Grilling!

Mike in Chi

A team's gotta eat.

excellent application, rc. You're in. And I don't think we have an Iris blue car amongst the entire team.

Now Dan has to process your application and paperwork at his usual lawyerly rate.

Robert Henriksen

No, no, I'm the founding Iris Blue HWFM racer! rc & I can be twinkies.

Mike in Chi

Oops. Sorry Robert You are indeed the Iris Blue originator. The founder's gonna have to do thorough searches before making statements in the future.

BTW, how's the Jim Bob Jumpback campaign going? With teh recent changeover, I thought he might suse the opportunity to seize power.

STLPCA

Hey Mike - I'm offended. You know I work for stickers.

Mike in Chi

What is this, my third or forth oops of the oops of the night.

Dan, I'm not sure the rest of your clients should know that you work for stickers, but the team certainly appreciates it.

STLPCA

What clients? With all the paperwork generated by the team, helping JimBob with his ESL writing classes and doing all the detailing that BradB embarrassed me into doing at his clinic, I've got no time for other clients. Besides, I don't want appreciation, just non-defective stickers.

rcwelch

Mike in Chi...it is a pleasure and an honor to be the teams official "Roaster"...as a matter of fact I am breaking out the Johnsonville Brats in celebration (remember: NEVER pierce the skin while over the coals). Robert and I will hold high the IRIS BLUE banner at all future team BBQ's and events! Thanks again and I look forward to supporting the HWFM team and family.

Mike in Chi

Dan

Defective stickers... are you sure that's a story you want to share?


Other new team members

If you are not thrown off by Dan's "defective" reference and would like a team sticker, pm me your name and mailing address.

Also, I'll be taking hat and t-shirt orders next week.

Mike

DJF1

Rick my profound apologies...This has been an extremely difficult week for your registar,alas in two weeks I see dry land and hot Houston on the horizon! Can't wait till I drive my 993's again!!!!!! I dream of the sound almost every night...

So you guys wanna come on a cruise? Yeah a team meeting would be fantastic and I will be your host having the pleasure of showing you our extraordinary hospitality! You just need to agree on a date and then a group booking will be cheaper for everyone... As for activities... well, we might not be having any Karting races BUT we CAN have ....RC races! We have a big basketball court and team members can enjoy racing on a 1/10 scale Seriously RC's are another slipery slope, I have ended up with....9 cars!!!! 1 GT2, 2 993 supercups, 2 F1 (one is being prepared to the Footwork Porsche specs) 1 GT3 with a racing chassis, 1 GT1 and 1 rally car... I will bring one of my supercups at the team meeting in Putnam, presently in it's highly modified stage , we are talking suspension, motors, gears etc it goes like a sting and over 40mph!!!!!

So my apologies again to our sponsorship director, here is the updated
Ro(a)ster :


#1. Mike in Chi Team Owner, Founder and lead Driver
#2. Danny, First mate,Team Registar / Slowest driver
#3. Phil, Team Promoter and Sponshorship Director /Driver
#4. Eric in Chi, Chief Driving Instructor/ Driver
#5. Dan in St.Louis, Team Legal Councel/ Driver
#6. Mark (Hermosa), Team Anchor / Driver
#7. Anir , Team Doctor / Driver
#8. Robert H, Search ****, Engineering Advisor / Driver
#9. Kim, Parts and Modifications Director/ Driver
#10. Fred R , Regenmaister (forbiden to participate in wet events) / Driver
#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador (On probation)
#12. JohnFM, International team representative, Club UK
#13. E.J, Training Director, Minister of weapons technologies / OPR-SRF Driver
#14. Greg Fishman, Team Racing Coach / Driver (our fast guy )
#15. Chris, Dallas chapter/ DIY team
#16. Chaz, Fan Club Director
#17. Mark from Baltimore ( Don't Call me Miss Julie ), Entertainment Director/ asst. Photographer
#18. David, Team Accountant
#19. Princeton, Creative director ( from interiors to art)/ driver
#20. Sean, Team Hacker, Our Computer Geek
#21. Matt, Team Mascot / Role Model Driver
#22. Vinny, Team Webmaster
#23. Glen, the Antidriver (He is fast but we will help him slow down!)
#24. Finn, Team drift and slow line coach under Chief Instructor Eric / Driver
#25. Patricia, Team Mom/ Mixologist
#26. Jay, Travel Co-ordinator, Maybe Antidriver#2
#27. John W, Director of wrong side HID driving
#28. Don, Assistant to the General Council
#29. Jeff, Director of supplies and water bottles!
#30. Ron, Director of AllShow-NoGo.
#31. Mark D. , Team Media Celebrity ( probationary status)
#32. DJ Team black sheep, team Security (probationary status)
#33. JimBob Informashum Minister, Team English literature teacher.
#34. Bill Economos Driver/
#35. JimB, Driver/
#36. Steve (old fartus emeritus)Official AARP Representative
#37. Skip, east coast HWFM liason
#38. Scott Melor, Team Biological Thermal Stress Test Engineer, Team Hothead
#39. Rick, Team Clutch tester
#40. Mike, Team Backmarker
#41. Chris Walrod, HWFMR resident RC Car racer/consultant
#42. Edward, SoCal contigent of the speed-impaired Porsche dementia chapter
#43. TomW, Dr. of Donuts
#44. MadMarkie, Rulebook Interpreter and Bail Bondsman
#45. Labbatt, Pit Crew, Asst.Hacker
#46. Charlie Pyne, Team Pilot
#47. Chuck Reiter, Driver
#48. Chris Faems, Team BMW driver, Nepotist and Heir to the Throne
#49. Don Faems, Team Owner's Crew Chief
#50. Jeff 96 993, Driver, Post-Race Banquet Clean-up Crew
#51. Doug Crossman, Team Field Mechanic and Driver
#52. Steve R (p_carfan), Team Social Critic (But he better not criticize any of our social activities)
#53. Arnaud Weber, team director of weird English cars
#54. BobD, Tiptronic Liaison/Stop-and-Go Race Traffic Consultant
#55. Pete Lech, Left Coast Rep/Driver
#56. Kristin, Team Sommellier
#57. RTJ_Robert, Arkansan Moonshine supplier
#58. Suwipin, Team Chief Photographer
#59. Tim HANSON, Assistant Under Secretary of Useless Road Racing trivia!
#60. Rick964, Sponsorship Director
#61. Rcwelch, Team ROASTER, Barbeque Director

AFFILIATE MEMBERS :

Vicki Earnshaw, PCA Race Steward, and our person inside the Organization

Your Team Registar

Mike in Chi

Danny

Given the above list, aren't you a little worried about mutiny? Or would you plan on keeping the teammates docile with free-flowing rum?

RJT

Rum?.......You mean Moonshine don't you?