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Old 11-30-2011, 09:54 PM
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993 Cosmo free
make my 993 Cosmo free
Old 12-01-2011, 12:12 AM
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COSMOLINE -- So 90's
Old 12-01-2011, 09:30 AM
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"COSMOLINE"- a nein letter dirty German word!

Or a whole line-up for different models:

"COSMOLINE"- a nein(11) letter dirty German word!

"COSMOLINE"- a nein(93) letter dirty German word!

"COSMOLINE"- a nein(97) letter dirty German word!

"COSMOLINE"- a nein(91) letter dirty German word!

Get the idea?
Old 12-01-2011, 10:23 AM
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Other variations:

"COSMOLINE"- a dirty nein letter German word!

"COSMOLINE"- a dirty nein letter word!

"COSMOLINE"- a dirty nein(93) letter word!

"COSMOLINE"- a dirty nein(93) letter German word!
Old 12-01-2011, 10:31 AM
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COSMOLINE: The other brown dirt
COSMOLINE: The other grime
Old 12-01-2011, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by No HTwo O
Andreas Loves Cosmoline








Andreas

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Old 12-01-2011, 01:02 PM
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COSMO WHO?
Old 12-01-2011, 01:48 PM
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Cosmoline- there is no (BIG X through the word "no") substitute!

Cosmoline- kills rust fast!

Cosmoline- kills rust fast. Not!

Cosmoline- kills rust fast. Nein!

Cosmoline, kills rust fast. Nein(11)!
Old 12-01-2011, 05:00 PM
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Cosmoline. Developed for, used at and universally loved on the Eastern Front. Why is it on my car now?
Old 12-01-2011, 06:48 PM
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Sticky brown **** on the bottom is as unpleasant on a Porsche as it is on a baby!
Old 12-01-2011, 06:50 PM
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This great stuff. Bill (No HTwo O) - I think you deserve a shirt regardless of the outcome. I'm not sleeping on you guys, I promise... the design is being delayed a few days as a result of some other orders for parts I have to fulfill, but I will post a few drafts as soon as they are complete. Thanks for the participation.

Since I'm moving slowly on this design, I'll show those of you still checking in one of the 993-inspired shirts that will be available in 1.5-2 weeks, coinciding with the site launch (and one of a handful of options for the winner as the second shirt along with the Cosmoline shirt):
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Old 12-01-2011, 09:28 PM
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Cosmoline------not fun getting off.

Cosmoline------just no fun getting off.

Something like that.
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Getting off crack is easier than getting off Cosmoline.
Old 12-02-2011, 01:48 AM
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That ain't a skidmark - it's Cosmoline

Alternatively: That ain't a skid mark from 1942 - it's Cosmoline
Old 12-02-2011, 06:44 PM
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Johnny Cash walks the line,
as long as it's not the cosmoline!


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