steve porter

looks and sticks like ****

Benton

This is great stuff guys. Much appreciated. I'll work on the graphic tomorrow and dig into the one-liners. Maybe I will post the favorites, then narrow it down from there? Having the graphic to plug them in will help.

More to come tomorrow/Thursday... thanks!

JJulian

No to Cosmo

600RR

1 vote here for Steve Porter!

WBYonder

Like mother-in-law
Brown goo kept dearest pristine
Now just a nuisance

CalvinC4S

There is nothing funny about Cosmoline.

levtron

Cosmoline: Just Say No

levtron

Steve Porter... Add "But tastes even worse.. ask me how I know"

nile13

Here's a graphic for you maybe instead of one-liner):

evoderby

Cosmoline….every silver lining has a cloud

Cosmoline….nectar of the Porsche gods

[nectar is the drink in Greek mythology that provides immortality i.e. the ultimate preserver]

Cosmoline….certainly beats cosmopolitans as a ****ty cocktail

[let's agree, who doesn't prefer their vodka straight up?]

Cosmoline….hot and sticky down below my mistress, who's complaining??

Cosmoline….uuuuhm, why don’t I get a life?

cpdjfd107

Cosmoline....met it's match with Andreas....and lost.

Garth S

Cosmoline - sticks better than *****e* to a blanket!

*alternates* poo/merde/ crapolla/ etc ..... or 'bubble gum' for a demure audience

The Brewmeister

I scream, you scream, we all scream about Cosmoline!

NC TRACKRAT

Cosmoline: PORSCHE sticks it to ya!

Is there an M-Code for Cosmoline delete?

Benton

Some gems in here!

Update: worked on the graphic this afternoon and will after dinner as well, and we will be discussing the lines tonight. Hope to have an update for you guys tomorrow. Stay tuned.



Here's a shot of the printed tag inside the organic cotton shirts (not the shopwear shirts have a standard manufacturer neck tag):