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#17
Race Car
#27
Rennlist Member
cosmoline-as popular as greasy grimy gopher guts
cosmoline- "your F%$*ed" in German
cosmoline-just because you can, doesn't mean you should
cosmoline-the under armour nobody wants
cosmoline-a little dab will do ya...IN!
cosmoline-it's just like your Mother warned you, if you rub it too long, you'll go blind
cosmoline-German super glue since 1942*
cosmoline-thanks fer nothin Porsche!
cosmoline-stickin it to Porsche fans since 1942*
cosmoline-road kill sticky strip since 1942*
*saw the date posted before...has this stuff really been applied since then? Or was that just when the first documented death from inhaling the fumes from Xient after cleaning took place?
cosmoline- "your F%$*ed" in German
cosmoline-just because you can, doesn't mean you should
cosmoline-the under armour nobody wants
cosmoline-a little dab will do ya...IN!
cosmoline-it's just like your Mother warned you, if you rub it too long, you'll go blind
cosmoline-German super glue since 1942*
cosmoline-thanks fer nothin Porsche!
cosmoline-stickin it to Porsche fans since 1942*
cosmoline-road kill sticky strip since 1942*
*saw the date posted before...has this stuff really been applied since then? Or was that just when the first documented death from inhaling the fumes from Xient after cleaning took place?
#29
I'm new to this scene, and perhaps I'm missing the pitfalls beyond being hard to clean, but there seems to be a lot of hate/spite for this substance...I have to wonder though, what would our cars look like if they hadn't used it? Would all these pretty, clean, OCD-enabling undercarriage pictures even be possible? Seems it gives people a sort of second chance at having a new-looking car, on the bottom at least.
Cosmoline: haters gonna hate.
Cosmoline: haters gonna hate.