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Old 11-29-2011, 05:46 PM
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Got Cosmoline?
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Old 11-29-2011, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Arena993
Cosmoline - The homogeneous mixture of oily and waxy long-chain, non-polar hydrocarbons that are not easily removed.
Now that is catchy.....
Old 11-29-2011, 06:22 PM
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Cosmoline: Should have been banned, Since 1942
Old 11-29-2011, 06:26 PM
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Cosmoline, it's what's for dinner.
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There's no rust in hell because of Cosmoline.

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Cosmoline. Invented, used and preferred by Satan himself.
Old 11-29-2011, 07:39 PM
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Cosmoline--a little dab will do 'ya--in
Old 11-29-2011, 07:57 PM
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(sorry, on a roll) Cosmoline is mean to sheen.
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Cos-NO-line
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Cosmoline: it'll outlive the cockroaches
Old 11-29-2011, 09:39 PM
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Cosmoline- getting if off is not for wusses.
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cosmoline-as popular as greasy grimy gopher guts

cosmoline- "your F%$*ed" in German

cosmoline-just because you can, doesn't mean you should

cosmoline-the under armour nobody wants

cosmoline-a little dab will do ya...IN!

cosmoline-it's just like your Mother warned you, if you rub it too long, you'll go blind

cosmoline-German super glue since 1942*

cosmoline-thanks fer nothin Porsche!

cosmoline-stickin it to Porsche fans since 1942*

cosmoline-road kill sticky strip since 1942*

*saw the date posted before...has this stuff really been applied since then? Or was that just when the first documented death from inhaling the fumes from Xient after cleaning took place?
Old 11-29-2011, 10:06 PM
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Occupy your time removing Cosmoline
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I'm new to this scene, and perhaps I'm missing the pitfalls beyond being hard to clean, but there seems to be a lot of hate/spite for this substance...I have to wonder though, what would our cars look like if they hadn't used it? Would all these pretty, clean, OCD-enabling undercarriage pictures even be possible? Seems it gives people a sort of second chance at having a new-looking car, on the bottom at least.

Cosmoline: haters gonna hate.
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