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Nordschleife Master
The great cardesigner Ferdinand Porsche has died and is on his way to
heaven.
At the pearly gates he meets Saint Peter and he tells him that because of
his achievements in the auto industry he is granted a wish.
Porsche scratches his head and answers: "I'd like to have a chat with God"
So Peter takes him to the Allmighty and introduces him.
Porsche asks of God: "When you created women, what in heavens name we're you
thinking?"
God replies: "What do you mean?"
"Well" Porsche continues "your design is full of errors, the front is not
aerodynamic, in general the headlights are too small, it's noisy,
maintenance costs are extremely high, it's completely useless for at least 5
or 6 days a month, the rear end is sloppy and hanging loose, it has to be
constantly repainted and touched up, the exhaust is too close to the intake
and fuel consumption is way to high, just to name a few things"
"Hmmmm" mumbles God while he reaches over to his heavenly super computer.
The computer prints a report and God reads it.
"Well sir, my creation may have all the flaws you mentioned, but as far as I
can tell, there's much more men riding my creation than yours..."