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Old 07-20-2011, 11:56 AM
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Default Pretty funny response to request for information on eBay 993

And I quote:

THE CAR HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN IN THE WINTER.I REALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE
YOU QUESTIONED THAT. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVEN THINK OF
DRIVING A PORSCHE IN THE WINTER.SO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION--
NO IT HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN IN THE WINTER.THE PERSON I BOUGHT
STATED THAT AND THE PERSON HE BOUGHT IT FROM STATED THAT.I HAVE
LOOKED AT SOME OF THE OTHER PORSCHES ON EBAY,THE 1995'S.IF
YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH SOME IDIOT (DEALER) PUT "ALL-SEASON"
TIRES ON THE CAR---COULD NOT MAKE OUT THE BRAND-SOMETHING
LIKE"ECSTACY" BRAND TIRES. WHAT A JOKE!!!THE PICTURES YOU SEE
ON EBAY IS ALL YOU ARE GOING TO SEE.IF YOU WANT TO COME TO
LANCASTER,N.Y. TO SEE THE PORSCHE,YOU ARE WELCOME TO. I AM
ALSO NOT GOING DOWN ANY MORE IN THE PRICE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING
TO PICK A 1995 6-SPEED COUPE FOR UNDER $30K JUST LOOK AT THE
JUNK JAPANESE RADIO IN THEM. I HAVE SEEN SONY,PIONEER CLARION TO
NAME A FEW.CAN YOU JUST SEE HOW THEY HAPHAZARDLY SPLICED THE
WIRES?MY PORSCHE IS "ALL" ORIGINAL AND THE PREVIOUS OWNERS
AND I WOULD NOT LET ANYONE @%*! WITH IT.ALSO THE PAINT ON
THE CAR HAS ALWAYS BEEN NOURISHED WITH "ZYMOL" CANAUBA.
YOU WON'T FIND THAT AT AUTOZONE,PEPBOYS,ETC.,ETC...
THE CAR WAS MECHANICALLY GONE OVER AT 60,000. IT DRIVES
AND HANDLES LIKE A FORMULA 1 CAR.GOOD BYE.

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Old 07-20-2011, 11:59 AM
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is it CROME's car?
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Oooooh, which one is this?
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Speechless! What did you ask him?
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:07 PM
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This isn't the car that the lady had in NY with all the "Phat" gear in it? We had her going crazy. She stated in the auction that all they keys were lost and the car was being sold locked and without keys.

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Old 07-20-2011, 12:15 PM
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Me thinks he/she objects too much!
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Here we go

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1995-...item45fbd6812f
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JPS
And I quote:

THE CAR HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN IN THE WINTER.I REALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE
YOU QUESTIONED THAT. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVEN THINK OF
DRIVING A PORSCHE IN THE WINTER.SO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION--
NO IT HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN IN THE WINTER.THE PERSON I BOUGHT
STATED THAT AND THE PERSON HE BOUGHT IT FROM STATED THAT.I HAVE
LOOKED AT SOME OF THE OTHER PORSCHES ON EBAY,THE 1995'S.IF
YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH SOME IDIOT (DEALER) PUT "ALL-SEASON"
TIRES ON THE CAR---COULD NOT MAKE OUT THE BRAND-SOMETHING
LIKE"ECSTACY" BRAND TIRES. WHAT A JOKE!!!THE PICTURES YOU SEE
ON EBAY IS ALL YOU ARE GOING TO SEE.IF YOU WANT TO COME TO
LANCASTER,N.Y. TO SEE THE PORSCHE,YOU ARE WELCOME TO. I AM
ALSO NOT GOING DOWN ANY MORE IN THE PRICE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING
TO PICK A 1995 6-SPEED COUPE FOR UNDER $30K JUST LOOK AT THE
JUNK JAPANESE RADIO IN THEM. I HAVE SEEN SONY,PIONEER CLARION TO
NAME A FEW.CAN YOU JUST SEE HOW THEY HAPHAZARDLY SPLICED THE
WIRES?MY PORSCHE IS "ALL" ORIGINAL AND THE PREVIOUS OWNERS
AND I WOULD NOT LET ANYONE @%*! WITH IT.ALSO THE PAINT ON
THE CAR HAS ALWAYS BEEN NOURISHED WITH "ZYMOL" CANAUBA.
YOU WON'T FIND THAT AT AUTOZONE,PEPBOYS,ETC.,ETC...
THE CAR WAS MECHANICALLY GONE OVER AT 60,000. IT DRIVES
AND HANDLES LIKE A FORMULA 1 CAR.GOOD BYE.
"ECSTACY" Tires = Kumho ECSTA

Seems like a really nice person...LMAO
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:38 PM
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Nicely presented in the photos considering mileage and NE location. The guy selling the 2K SY 1995 take note.
But what a dick. I would pass just from the unfriendly response.
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:44 PM
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I like that the car has the "preferred OB1 system"

Help me, Obi Wan, you are my only hope.

Seems like a nice car. Sorry about the owner, though.
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Old 07-20-2011, 01:01 PM
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Agreed. Decent car, but the owner sounds like a D1CK! I wish he were on RL...Why so much yelling in CAPS? "-Because Angry white guy, DAMMIT!"

I asked him a few more questions only to see if he will "spin-out"....because that's the way I roll.
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:12 PM
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Excuse me...
Yes, you can buy "Zymol" from Autozone,pep boys and even at Wallmart!
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:46 PM
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I couldn't resist asking a few questions of my own.
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:03 PM
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traction control on a '95?
Never driven AT NIGHT?
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:09 PM
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But it looks nice.
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