Dumb Blond Joke For Fun On A Monday Morning
06-08-2009 | 11:48 AM
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Dumb Blond Joke For Fun On A Monday Morning
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes '.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes '.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
06-08-2009 | 12:51 PM
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The great cardesigner Ferdinand Porsche has died and is on his way to
heaven.
At the pearly gates he meets Saint Peter and he tells him that because of
his achievements in the auto industry he is granted a wish.
Porsche scratches his head and answers: "I'd like to have a chat with God"
So Peter takes him to the Allmighty and introduces him.
Porsche asks of God: "When you created women, what in heavens name we're you
thinking?"
God replies: "What do you mean?"
"Well" Porsche continues "your design is full of errors, the front is not
aerodynamic, in general the headlights are too small, it's noisy,
maintenance costs are extremely high, it's completely useless for at least 5
or 6 days a month, the rear end is sloppy and haning loose, it has to be
constantly repainted and touched up, the exhaust is too close to the intake
and fuel consumption is way to high, just to name a few things"
"Hmmmm" mumbles God while he reaches over to his heavenly super computer.
The computer prints a report and God reads it.
"Well sir, my creation may have all the flaws you mentioned, but as far as I
can tell, there's much more men riding my creation than yours..."
heaven.
At the pearly gates he meets Saint Peter and he tells him that because of
his achievements in the auto industry he is granted a wish.
Porsche scratches his head and answers: "I'd like to have a chat with God"
So Peter takes him to the Allmighty and introduces him.
Porsche asks of God: "When you created women, what in heavens name we're you
thinking?"
God replies: "What do you mean?"
"Well" Porsche continues "your design is full of errors, the front is not
aerodynamic, in general the headlights are too small, it's noisy,
maintenance costs are extremely high, it's completely useless for at least 5
or 6 days a month, the rear end is sloppy and haning loose, it has to be
constantly repainted and touched up, the exhaust is too close to the intake
and fuel consumption is way to high, just to name a few things"
"Hmmmm" mumbles God while he reaches over to his heavenly super computer.
The computer prints a report and God reads it.
"Well sir, my creation may have all the flaws you mentioned, but as far as I
can tell, there's much more men riding my creation than yours..."
