MOFFAT!!!!!!!! Look what I found in my mailbox- UPDATED Little Fart's Journey
06-06-2009 | 02:12 AM
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That's Rich! I just pissed myself laughing! Good job.
Copy that....
Yep...
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06-06-2009 | 11:38 PM
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Well we just got in to Hilton Head and Little Fart had a great day. We first started the day with breakfast at the hotel in Asheville, NC. Of course Little Fart got the buffet. And once again he was light in the wallet.
Here Little Fart is as the Biltmore. Man this house is awesome. It was a Summer home.
When we were done with the tour we decided to sit outside and have a cup of coffee. Little Fart orders a Cafe' Mocha and yes he said he left his wallet in the car. Oh well coffee was good. What a cheap ***.
The adventure continues.......
Mike
Here Little Fart is as the Biltmore. Man this house is awesome. It was a Summer home.
When we were done with the tour we decided to sit outside and have a cup of coffee. Little Fart orders a Cafe' Mocha and yes he said he left his wallet in the car. Oh well coffee was good. What a cheap ***.
The adventure continues.......
Mike
06-06-2009 | 11:46 PM
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Mike,
Thankfully I relieved myself before reading your latest installment......
Remind me to tell you the story of "The Plate".......
As for Little Fart, I wish that idiot would wipe that ****-eating grin off his face!
Andreas
Thankfully I relieved myself before reading your latest installment......
Remind me to tell you the story of "The Plate".......
As for Little Fart, I wish that idiot would wipe that ****-eating grin off his face!
Andreas
06-06-2009 | 11:56 PM
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I have a week with the little bastard so if he doesn't cough up some dough soon he will be hitchin' a ride home. Are you going to have access to R-list while on vacation?
Mike
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06-07-2009 | 12:00 AM
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We're just running to Chincoteague for the day and meeting Mr. & Mrs. Cactus for breakfast. Then it's off to the beach where Cactus and I will draw 993s in the sand.
I'll be back home by 9 or so.
Andreas
I'll be back home by 9 or so.
Andreas
06-07-2009 | 01:32 AM
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Mike, if I had known the little blue guy would be gong on an adventure, I would have mailed myself! Enjoy your trip and keep up the very amusing updates.
06-07-2009 | 07:07 PM
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This morning came without any trouble from Little Fart, we all decided to go to a bakery for breakfast. This bakery was located by the old lighthouse and the setting was picturesque and everyone was in a good mood. The best thing is that I saw a Midnight Blue 993 cab on I-278. So the day was starting out great.
Here, as usual, the bottomless pit was hungry and all smiles with no wallet.
Little Fart chose the most expensive item on the menu, Coho smoked slamon, cream cheese, capers and a toasted bagel. He ate like it was his last meal on death row. I asked him to come up for air, but it fell on deaf ears.
Well we got home and Little Fart was having some issues no one ever told me not to fee smoked salmon to a Smurf. Apparently it is quite upsetting to the digestive system of a Smurf. He had it coming out both ends.
I tried to help Little Fart as much as I could. Here I offered some Pepto Bismol. He just looked away and continued to hug the porcelain god. We sent him off to bed for the day and we went to the beach. He'll be OK.
Until next time have a good day.
BTW my house sitter called me last night and said 2 packages arrived on Saturday. I wasn't expecting any more parts until my return. I asked her the size of the packages............ Well I think you know where I am going here. I think I will have some new BLUE family members when I return. FUNNY.
Mike
Here, as usual, the bottomless pit was hungry and all smiles with no wallet.
Little Fart chose the most expensive item on the menu, Coho smoked slamon, cream cheese, capers and a toasted bagel. He ate like it was his last meal on death row. I asked him to come up for air, but it fell on deaf ears.
Well we got home and Little Fart was having some issues no one ever told me not to fee smoked salmon to a Smurf. Apparently it is quite upsetting to the digestive system of a Smurf. He had it coming out both ends.
I tried to help Little Fart as much as I could. Here I offered some Pepto Bismol. He just looked away and continued to hug the porcelain god. We sent him off to bed for the day and we went to the beach. He'll be OK.
Until next time have a good day.
BTW my house sitter called me last night and said 2 packages arrived on Saturday. I wasn't expecting any more parts until my return. I asked her the size of the packages............ Well I think you know where I am going here. I think I will have some new BLUE family members when I return. FUNNY.
Mike
06-07-2009 | 07:38 PM
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06-07-2009 | 11:12 PM
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She is being good about it right now, but she is calling me a freak. She also asked me, "can't we just spend one night without him?" Funny thing is that she has no idea about the delivery to my house. My house sitter said two packages arrived. Hmmmmm...................
Mike