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Old 06-06-2008, 03:29 PM
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Just imagine his girlfriend testifying on the witness stand.
Wouldn't have a leg to stand on.





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Just imagine his girlfriend testifying on the witness stand.
She'd fold under cross-examination.
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The defense would probably like to cutout of the courtroom after her testimony
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Originally Posted by Matt Davies
She'd fold under cross-examination.
just when I thought this thread was going to wind down... it's the gift that keeps on giving.

You were right Matt, we should pass the hat and send this guy some $ for the laughs provided.

Maybe he can take his "model" out on a date. I suspect she is an unusually light eater... so it should be cheap.
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She'd get burnt under fire by the prosecution.

Seriously... You guys are killing me! Thanks for making laugh on a boring Friday afternoon at work!

Andreas, just think... if you did work at "macdonalds" (he's an excellent speller by the way) Mark could drive through and try to pay you in business cards!
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Originally Posted by Denise993
She'd get burnt under fire by the prosecution.

Seriously... You guys are killing me! Thanks for making laugh on a boring Friday afternoon at work!

Andreas, just think... if you did work at "macdonalds" (he's an excellent speller by the way) Mark could drive through and try to pay you in business cards!

And just imagine the sheer joy I would have preparing his Big Mac!!!




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Old 06-06-2008, 08:13 PM
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And just imagine the sheer joy I would have preparing his Big Mac!!!




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Spoken like a true Big Mac Brokeback . . .


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Originally Posted by Mark in Baltimore
Spoken like a true Big Mac Brokeback . . .


Weak, brother. Very weak.

My culinary skillz have nothing to do with your latent tendencies.


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I was right! The cardboard girl works! Someone has bid €8,100 of their hard earned cash for her and a free Porsche
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You think that witness will 'stand up' in court?

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She looks like she's been in an open-and-shut case.
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She is obviously half the women that she could be...
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You think that witness will 'stand up' in court?

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She's just not cutout for being on the stand..
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If she is the star witness, I'd say he has at best a paper-thin defense.

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She looks the perfect partner for those guys seeking the ultimate in low ride height.
(M033 version is corrugated)
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