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Old 06-06-2008, 10:36 AM
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So I wrote to the seller and suggested he take the proceeds from the auction and apply them to an English class or two. His response:

Dear aow871,

will do , but you'll never can afford a car like this. keep working at macdonalds. loser


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Old 06-06-2008, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark in Baltimore
Satirist Matt Davies is no doubt biting his tongue at our kindergarten attempts at humor.
I'd say those were much more than "attempts"... that there was 100% pure success!
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Update: The seller just sent a death threat to me and said he'd show up at my door.




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Seriously??
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Seriously??
Seriously.


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Don't hold out. POST IT!
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Originally Posted by Mark in Baltimore
Don't hold out. POST IT!
Are you threatening me?


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Originally Posted by AOW162435
Update: The seller just sent a death threat to me and said he'd show up at my door.




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Sweet!
Guess I wouldn't expect anything less from the guy who posted that ad

When he shows up (you DID give him your address, right?) shoot him, drop a weapon in his hand. Call it a day.
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Are you threatening me?


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No, I'm not, Cornholio. Put down the TP. Please.
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No, I'm not, Cornholio. Put down the TP. Please.
My question, to you, was stated in jest.




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My question, to you, was stated in jest.




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And, if you knew you're Beavis and Butthead, you'd have known that mine was, too.
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Great reading. Hilarious stuff. I'm surprised nobody commented on his "*** Man" license plate. Absolutely ingenious.
Andreas, the death threat was getting off lightly. You are lucky he didn't threaten to come over and reupholster your 993's interior. (Shudder.)
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Originally Posted by Mark in Baltimore
Satirist Matt Davies is no doubt biting his tongue at our kindergarten attempts at humor.
No, you guys crack me up. I was on deadline when I posted the thread and didn't have time to check in on your collective work....
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Originally Posted by Matt Davies
Great reading. Hilarious stuff. I'm surprised nobody commented on his "*** Man" license plate. Absolutely ingenious.
Andreas, the death threat was getting off lightly. You are lucky he didn't threaten to come over and reupholster your 993's interior. (Shudder.)
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When he shows up (you DID give him your address, right?) shoot him, drop a weapon in his hand. Call it a day.
Just imagine his girlfriend testifying on the witness stand.
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