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08-24-2007, 08:49 PM
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
Oh, and I love this one!
08-24-2007, 11:46 PM
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Thank you all. One more for the road:
Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you. You owe me $500 now and $347.26 a month for the next 36 months.
Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds like car payments!"
Lawyer: "You're right -- mine."
08-24-2007, 11:52 PM
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this post is great entertainment.......hilarious! lawyers are scum......ok, not all of them!
FWIW: THIS IS A FREE SITE, AND THE MEMBERSHIP IS OPTIONAL (ALTHOUGH ENCOURAGED). IT IS NOT A MEMBERS ONLY SITE.......IF ONE FEELS THAT ANOTHER POSTER SHOULD PAY (EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT HIS BUSINESS) HE SHOULD PM HIM/HER AND NOT ADDRESS IN AN UNRELATED THREAD!
JUST MY $0.02
ps... I wish I studied law....
FWIW: THIS IS A FREE SITE, AND THE MEMBERSHIP IS OPTIONAL (ALTHOUGH ENCOURAGED). IT IS NOT A MEMBERS ONLY SITE.......IF ONE FEELS THAT ANOTHER POSTER SHOULD PAY (EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT HIS BUSINESS) HE SHOULD PM HIM/HER AND NOT ADDRESS IN AN UNRELATED THREAD!
JUST MY $0.02
ps... I wish I studied law....
08-25-2007, 02:52 AM
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There are only two membership police on Rennlist, Jenn & John Dunkle. Everyone else should mind their own business and stop harassing people! You are doing more harm than good.
08-25-2007, 11:44 AM
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this post is great entertainment.......hilarious! lawyers are scum......ok, not all of them!
FWIW: THIS IS A FREE SITE, AND THE MEMBERSHIP IS OPTIONAL (ALTHOUGH ENCOURAGED). IT IS NOT A MEMBERS ONLY SITE.......IF ONE FEELS THAT ANOTHER POSTER SHOULD PAY (EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT HIS BUSINESS) HE SHOULD PM HIM/HER AND NOT ADDRESS IN AN UNRELATED THREAD!
JUST MY $0.02
ps... I wish I studied law....
FWIW: THIS IS A FREE SITE, AND THE MEMBERSHIP IS OPTIONAL (ALTHOUGH ENCOURAGED). IT IS NOT A MEMBERS ONLY SITE.......IF ONE FEELS THAT ANOTHER POSTER SHOULD PAY (EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT HIS BUSINESS) HE SHOULD PM HIM/HER AND NOT ADDRESS IN AN UNRELATED THREAD!
JUST MY $0.02
ps... I wish I studied law....
Originally Posted by 9JasonAndreas
There are only two membership police on Rennlist, Jenn & John Dunkle. Everyone else should mind their own business and stop harassing people! You are doing more harm than good.
To celebrate a couple more
"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
08-29-2007, 04:02 PM
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It's been covered. I have seen great counterfit money orders too....The only solution is for you to pay his membership fees
08-29-2007, 06:33 PM
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08-30-2007, 12:16 AM
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Thanks 993C4Smontreal, that was a really helpful comment, funny thing is, for the life of me I can't seem to recall asking your opinion about anything I write................My advice is, if you feel you must jump in to defend him, your meds may be off a bit, go see your shrink and work it out.
ZP44
08-30-2007, 12:45 AM
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Thanks 993C4Smontreal, that was a really helpful comment, funny thing is, for the life of me I can't seem to recall asking your opinion about anything I write................My advice is, if you feel you must jump in to defend him, your meds may be off a bit, go see your shrink and work it out.
ZP44
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no hard feelings zombie, but let the moderators do thier thing and lets focus on usefull posts, like our common pcar interests and lawyer jokes.
Tell u what, solve my brake sqeel problem and I will pay his and your RL membership for 2 yrs each.
sam
08-30-2007, 07:58 AM
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Can I enter the contest, too?- Use your garden hose with a spray nozzle. Hole the nozzle between the wheel spokes and spray out all the brake dust. Roll your car a few inches to get the area under the caliber. Drive for a while, and use the brakes enough to generate some heat to dry everything out.
If that doesn't work use this:
http://www.gwrauto.com/silencer/silencer.html
08-30-2007, 10:48 PM
#28
Drifting
If you didn't bed in the last set of pads correctly and glazed them, it may take pulling them and grinding off the shiny spots or replacing them and bedding in a new set correctly.
Good Luck..................ZP44
