S4-on-your-back-door

just trying to keep people on topic so other can be helped without having to read through all the joking

InTheAir

Did you get the PDF?

S4-on-your-back-door

got it thanks

993inNC

This has been the most entertaining post in a while. I needed a good laugh

S4.....what my fellow friends are trying to get across to you is that a minor adjustment to one value of your suspension settings, affects the other 2. And unless you are skilled in the art of P-car alignment (whether you have the "correct" tools or not), it is not some quick change you make in a moment. You have 3 points of attack that must all be adjusted together, not just one or another.

They are poking fun at this but you must understand that what you are asking for is unreasonable, unsafe at the very least. There is an old saying around here that Jeff illuded to and that is

chris walrod

Spend the $200 on an alignment and please do not start adjusting things without the use of proper tooling. As mentioned many time before in this thread, these cars are rather sensitive to alignment settings and things can go really wrong in a hurry if they arent aligned properly.

Mark in Baltimore

My efforts as HWMFR Entertainment Director are never appreciated, except when, of course, the entertainment involves skinny, young dancers and not my childish humor.

Jack of Hearts

Greg Fishman

Did you try rolling the fenders?

993inNC

I thought your humor was great.....had a big laugh.....
Then I read Chris' first post...................AND THAT WAS FUNNY!
BTW, where are the girls Mark? (besides the "hit it" thread)? Popcorn's running out and its time for hoochie.....who's with me

Mark in Baltimore

Ask and ye shall receive. Three's your limit, though.

993inNC

Yuuuuuummy......pass the butter.......please
Its for the popcorn, its for the popcorn!!!