cabrio993

now...that's funny!!

Norske

$100K, you can have mine. Only 17k miles and I have somehting called turbos?

cabrio993

What are these buttons for? Maybe that explains the $100K.

David '96 993

The four buttons are as follows:
Machine gun
Oil slick spray from rear
Smoke screen
Jet booster

All are helpful when the RUF poperotzie(sp?) chase you down to get a picture of that amazing and rare 283hp RUF beast.

cabrio993

LOL...I thought they were:

Special features

Button A, Auto Jack: Releases four jacks to boost the car up so that it can be repaired. Although designed for this function, the auto jacks are more often used to leap the car short distances at high speeds, as a wedge to prevent the car from toppling over a waterfall, as alternative braking systems, and as a tool to crush cars in a car-wrestling match. The spring-like sound the jacks make is distinctive to the show.

Button B, Belt Tires: Sprouts special grip tires for traction over any kind of terrain (firm, icy, or unsteady ground; ocean floor; vertical mountainsides). At the same time, 5,000 horsepower (3.7 MW) is distributed equally to each wheel by auxiliary engines.

Button C, Cutter: Powerful rotary saws protrude from the front of the Mach Five to slash and cut any and all obstacles. Mostly used for racing in wooded areas (especially when Speed gets forced off the road), the rotary saws have also been used as a means of self-defense.

Button D, Defensor: Releases a powerful deflector which seals the cockpit into an air-conditioned, bullet- and crash-proof, water-tight chamber. Inside it, the driver is completely isolated and shielded. The deflector also protects against sleeping gas, as it has its own air supply.

Button E, Evening Eye: The control for special illumination which can be traversed singly or in tandem, and which enables to see much farther and more clearly than with ordinary headlights. When used with the “night shades” attached to Speed’s helmet, his vision is enhanced with infrared light.

Button F, Frogger Mode: Used when the Mach Five is under water. First, the cockpit is supplied with oxygen. Then, a periscope is raised to scan the surface of the water. Everything that is seen is relayed down to the driver's seat by television. The 100 pound [45 kg] auxiliary supply of oxygen is enough to last for thirty minutes.

Button G, Gizmo Rocket: Releases a homing robot from the front of the car. The homing robot can fly and can carry pictures or tape recorded messages, handwritten messages, X-ray film, rope, and small Egyptian statues, and it has been used as a means of defense. The bird-like device is operated by a built-in remote control within the cockpit.

Button H, Homing: This button is, unlike the other buttons, part of the Gizmo Rocket's controls, and it simply sends the robot "home” to a pre-programmed location, usually Speed's house.

The Mach Five also has a small trunk, which is unusual in a race car but was featured in many episodes, often as a hiding place for supporting characters Spritle and Chim-Chim.

Greg H.

I wonder if $100K includes a hefty supply of the drugs he's on.

Greg H.

C.J. Ichiban

I actually saw this on autotrader the other day and was CERTAIN a RL'er did it as a joke...


but seriously, imagine flatbedding it to RUF and saying, you forgot the engine in the combo meal kit


i'm suprised it doesn't say something on the headline of the auction like "one of a kind"...(yeah for a reason)

how many necklaces does this guy wear a day?

atan888

damn I think I got a smokin deal half off

and mine is yellow

Im planning of moving the bumpers to my tt.. hey Zombie dont call me a poser now but I wont put the ruf badges

CWay27

It's an "oil cooled engine"........

Mark in Baltimore

Dude, you're on a roll this week! You had a great response in the undertray thread, too.

TheOtherEric

Too much coffee. (tho it wasn't as good as your "All your salvation are belong to us!" last week.)
p.s. you have PM.

atan888

once im done with the bumpers in my car ill sell it for 99,999.00 now thats a deal and also as a bonus it comes with a RUF shift **** better yet ill throw in a RUF key fob too

red_wagen

LOL That was the first thing that caught my eye.

993inNC

You should be so lucky to be in such good graces with that name