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Old 07-13-2006, 01:58 AM
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I banged a 275 lbs monster of a woman on the hood of my old 993. It dented.
Old 07-13-2006, 03:00 AM
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Married people still have sex? That's disgusting...
Old 07-13-2006, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by apb
Married people still have sex? That's disgusting...
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing...

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night...

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover...

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...

You circle the car looking for dents and find none... But... Wait a Minute...

Old 07-13-2006, 10:42 AM
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Now that is funny!
Old 07-13-2006, 11:23 AM
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Sounds way to uncomfortable.....
Old 07-13-2006, 11:36 AM
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ha ha ha just caught up on this - viva Rennlist!!

thanks for reminding me how much of a laugh a porsche forum site can be - I think some other sites would do well to relax a little....

oh and my missus wouldn't be able to do it - she'd know I was just faking and was really sh*tting myself in case we dented the bonnet!
Old 07-13-2006, 11:43 AM
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hahahaha I just read this toooo!! Very funny.....how did you do the volvo mug up assuming it is not real.........Adrienne....bring your car when you come to DC......I am not risking my car....even for you!!!........



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