JimBob Jumpback

Bubba JugAnudderP,

jist so weuns iz kleer, ol JimBob waz borned a ******* an i den wented ta skewl ta lern ta be almost az bigga ******* as yu ar. yall seems ta hav missed da part wear ya learned a cents o humor. yall *** in hear an look reel sillee an jumpin inta uder bubbas fun ta try to makey a point. well da only point yall seems ta be a makin iz on toppa yalls head.

yall reeeminds me a lot of dat udder bubba wit awl dem sillee nummers fer hiz name. he dint know much bout porch kars jist likey yall. evin tho yall duz seem kinda like da agrovatin bubba ol JimBob be thinkin yall is more likey dat bubba 19999999999999porch911. is yall reel gooder frends or iz it sumthin evin kloser.

Yur Fren,
JimBob

Randall G.

So everyone--including freshly registered people just off the boat--know you're not serious, only joking. We don't want to cause any scarred-for-life emotional trauma 'round here.

Robert Henriksen

Or suicides - don't forget the suicides!

Phil

oh I see. Kinda of like training wheels for the clueless..

DJ

Speak for yourself.

Randall G.

Shooting for a suicide, or just scarred-for-life?

Ron

On the issue of the life of shocks.

How long will the aftermarket shocks last? Are both time and mileage considerations?

I ask because my 97 had H&R coilovers installed when it was new or a year later, I'd have to check my paperwork to be sure. I believe the shocks are Bilstein. The car now has 12,500 miles on it and the shocks seem fine, actually the suspension is stiffer than other 993 with regular shocks that I've driven.

flatair

I love this board

E. J. - 993 Alumni

I dont think I have ever had my feelings hurt as badly as they are now. And by such a senior member no less. Wow, I am going to cry namby pamby to the moderators and even to that Wizard behind the curtain JohnD about this DJ A$$hole guy. What is his problem? Must be 6 foot 6 inch giant with no hair behind that computer. Big man syndrome - kind of the opposite of little man syndrome.

Robert Henriksen

psssstttt - you forgot the 17 smileys.

JimBob Jumpback

kin ya help a bubba owt hear bubba fill? so ifn JimBob waz kiddin bout JugannuderP bein a *******, i shood be usin an emotionalkon ta be showin dat? iz dat rite?

wich wun dus I be usin ta show i relee be thinkin he be an *******?

Yur Fren,
JimBob

ibdavid

I almost can't believe this thread, I keep hitting refresh hoping it will go away........but no.....

E. J. - 993 Alumni

Except I wasn't kidding. That DJ guy went way over the edge this time. I'm really mad with a full aresnal of weapons at the ready.

DJF1

Viken

So... first 1999Porsche911 posts a wildly incorrect statement about shocks lasting the lifetime of the car, and gets called out on that. 1999Porsche911 hurriedly deletes his post since reinstated by the moderator.

A few hours later on the same thread, JustAnotherPorsche attacks one of the people who called out 1999Porsche911's bogus statement.

On another forum, 1999Porsche911 starts a new thread about clutch life. Within 50 minutes, he gets his first reply, from JustAnotherPorsche. Oddly, both posts come from the same IP address:

First post by 1999Porsche911: The IP Address is: 67.175.14.212. The host name is: c-67-175-14-212.client.comcast.net.
Second post by JustAnotherPorsche: The IP Address is: 67.175.14.212. The host name is: c-67-175-14-212.client.comcast.net.

So the only question left, is: are you off your medication, or are you just trying to game the system to cause trouble? In either case, I think you need to rethink your behavior.

I think a public apology is in order for both playing with yourself and attacking others. Playing with yourself is something best done in private, rather than sharing it with the rest of us. Do it again, and you'll be banned from these forums.

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