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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 12:21 AM
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Stevo, ouch. Very nice.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 12:40 AM
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She calls like a Greek siren in the wind.
Never far from thought she constantly beckons.
My Odyssey is expeditiously ensued and delivered by Gaul.
The one-eyed beast screams in anguish at being left behind in this distant run.
I travel swiftly with Penelope as my navigator and
our journey home is sweet and sensually visceral.

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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 03:09 PM
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PORSCHE.

The longing and desire once finally met and fulfilled does not dull with time like so may other sparkling diamonds.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 04:43 PM
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Here's my favorite tag line from a Porsche Turbo advert. I saw. It's not nearly as eloquent as mnmblu's submittals, but it's rather catchy.

Porsche Turbo
Calling it transportation is like calling sex reproduction
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 08:53 PM
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Adrienne:

Reproduction is job one at Porsche.

And... thanks for the compliment.

So anyone else have any poetry in them?
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 993Dave
Okay, Adrienne, I'll see your car washing theme, and raise you one topical haiku, in honor of our Colorado Rennlister friend who recently told his sad story:

I polished with pride,
Then she drove it in the rain.
Is divorce court next?
Oh the pain! OHHH THE PAIN!
for that was me
I hath a wife with no brain!
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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Mr. Smith I feel your pain
for a wife with no brain
can make a man very insane.
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 12:23 AM
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Reluctantly pit
roiled air from the motor
big reds cool, slowly
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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Nice first post Urosurg! Welcome!
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by NeedForSpeed
Oh the pain! OHHH THE PAIN!
for that was me
I hath a wife with no brain!

Ya know "Need for Speed", you seem like you must be a hell of a guy! I don't even know you and I like you. That wifey you've got is lucky Still, hell of a guy or not, I beg you to keep the keys of the 993 away from her!!!!

JoAnne
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Old Aug 22, 2004 | 12:43 AM
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Thank you Adrienne,
(Actually not my first post - I was a Rennlist member several years ago, but let my membership lapse. Will be re-joining as soon as I can get the link to work)
Robert
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Old Aug 29, 2004 | 04:33 AM
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Where oh where can my 993 be?
Oh where or where can she be?
I've looked high and low,
but not high enough,
cause she's way up on cloud 993...

Cheers,
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Old Sep 1, 2004 | 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by RJT 993
Ya know "Need for Speed", you seem like you must be a hell of a guy! I don't even know you and I like you. That wifey you've got is lucky Still, hell of a guy or not, I beg you to keep the keys of the 993 away from her!!!!

JoAnne
Why thanks RTJ- I have it all figured out now. I put the cover on it and actually used the lock...... She thinks its stuck and gives up after a few minutes. Actually I really enjoy the fact that she drives it and enjoys it...... I would rather have it that way than have a wife that BItc$@# about it taking up garage space.
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