HWFM Racing Membership Application
06-30-2004, 01:56 PM
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Re: HWFM Racing Membership Application
Originally posted by Boris Teksler
I was instructing a rather good looking blonde at a local autox. She kept spinning the rear end around because she was getting nervous in the turns
I was instructing a rather good looking blonde at a local autox. She kept spinning the rear end around because she was getting nervous in the turns
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06-30-2004, 01:58 PM
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Mike,
You're a little too fast on the trigger.
Boris,
The fax number for ice-cold beer is (818)735-5616. This is my work fax, so be sure to include a cover page, else someone else will be drinking my beer, and you'll get no credit. Oh... and get your signature updated... your membership is still very fragile, and could be revoked for even the smallest infraction. Congratulations and welcome aboard the goofiest race team in the world.
You're a little too fast on the trigger.
Boris,
The fax number for ice-cold beer is (818)735-5616. This is my work fax, so be sure to include a cover page, else someone else will be drinking my beer, and you'll get no credit. Oh... and get your signature updated... your membership is still very fragile, and could be revoked for even the smallest infraction. Congratulations and welcome aboard the goofiest race team in the world.
06-30-2004, 03:51 PM
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Welcome aboard!
I'm sure you know membership is at the pleasure of Management, and non-turtle like behavior could be grounds for disqualification. In the future to ensure that no complaints will be forwarded to said management..please stay behind all white GT2s (and keep your hands on the wheel at all times).
I'm sure you know membership is at the pleasure of Management, and non-turtle like behavior could be grounds for disqualification. In the future to ensure that no complaints will be forwarded to said management..please stay behind all white GT2s (and keep your hands on the wheel at all times).
07-01-2004, 12:04 AM
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Originally posted by Mike in Chi
Boris
And "it doesn't matter where you get your hunger as long as you always eat at home..." could get you an instant spanking from the Mother Superior (she has a dirty mind)
Boris
And "it doesn't matter where you get your hunger as long as you always eat at home..." could get you an instant spanking from the Mother Superior (she has a dirty mind)
Boris you have my vote!!! I grew up with a blonde hair blue eyed boy named Boris. We used to play house until we got caught
I ran into him just a couple of years ago. If you look anything like my Boris...... hem.......
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07-01-2004, 12:46 AM
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Boris,
As the Official Lap time instructor for the team I must say that if you're ever seen passing anybody that isn't broken down, I will have to come out there (expenses paid by you and this could be with in the next century as you know here at the turtle things take a while, except for one AWESOME Weekend in June 2004 when our little turtle did 200 MPH down the Mulsanne Straight!!!) and show you how it's done or actually how it isn't done...
Oh yeah and kindergarten rules apply "KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"
Other than that, Welcome to the team!!
As far as title how about Team's Loose Rear End and Constricted Nuts Expert!!
As the Official Lap time instructor for the team I must say that if you're ever seen passing anybody that isn't broken down, I will have to come out there (expenses paid by you and this could be with in the next century as you know here at the turtle things take a while, except for one AWESOME Weekend in June 2004 when our little turtle did 200 MPH down the Mulsanne Straight!!!) and show you how it's done or actually how it isn't done...
Oh yeah and kindergarten rules apply "KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"
Other than that, Welcome to the team!!
As far as title how about Team's Loose Rear End and Constricted Nuts Expert!!