Application for membership of HWFMR
04-19-2004, 08:56 PM
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Mike S....
Which would you prefer the Hot Wheels Track or the Whiffle Ball Paddle? I am good with both, but prefer to use the HW track with my P-car boys....
Bend over here I come, no hiding from me
JoAnne
PS: Mike in Chi.... when are we going to post pictures of ourselves? I want to see who I'm sending my cyber spankings to..........
Which would you prefer the Hot Wheels Track or the Whiffle Ball Paddle? I am good with both, but prefer to use the HW track with my P-car boys....
Bend over here I come, no hiding from me
JoAnne
PS: Mike in Chi.... when are we going to post pictures of ourselves? I want to see who I'm sending my cyber spankings to..........
04-19-2004, 09:13 PM
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Gentlemen,
are there any HWFM R.T. positions vacant in South East Asia? Example Singapore? I´m not very fast at typing so I keep this short and send my reply right away hoping it arrives before the thread is closed!
Cheers
are there any HWFM R.T. positions vacant in South East Asia? Example Singapore? I´m not very fast at typing so I keep this short and send my reply right away hoping it arrives before the thread is closed!
Cheers
04-19-2004, 09:25 PM
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Dear Assorted Fellow Team Members,
It is with great pleasure and an unusual amount of humility that I thank you for allowing me to join your ranks. You may all rest easier now, comfortable in the knowledge that all you animals will be protected.
By the way, I can get decals made for nothing, so if there is any artwork for the Team logo, etc. let me know and I should be able to have the decals out in a couple of months or so.
Woof
PS, where can I learn more about the spankings and what do I have to do to get one??
It is with great pleasure and an unusual amount of humility that I thank you for allowing me to join your ranks. You may all rest easier now, comfortable in the knowledge that all you animals will be protected.
By the way, I can get decals made for nothing, so if there is any artwork for the Team logo, etc. let me know and I should be able to have the decals out in a couple of months or so.
Woof
PS, where can I learn more about the spankings and what do I have to do to get one??
04-19-2004, 11:10 PM
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Neil
Something for free? Cool. You know how to make your mark on this team.
I'll send you a pm tomorrow (the hi-res artwork is on my computer at work) to get your e-mail address.
Ingo
Yes, there are psoitions still available on your side of the world. In fact we are looking to expand there.
However, there is a fine line between being slow, and being lazy. You need to type a little more and give us more of your qualifications.
JoAnne
We're working on the photo thing for the we4bsite. It may have to be links to images on the tream members' site. I know nothing about this stuff, but Princeton, the team hero, knows a lot. We're working on it at a HWFM pace. Until then, you'll have to use your rather vivid imagination.
Also are you and RJT going to Rennsport Reunion?
Eyal
Be careful. Those closer to your own age may suffer in comparison to the Mother Superior.
Something for free? Cool. You know how to make your mark on this team.
I'll send you a pm tomorrow (the hi-res artwork is on my computer at work) to get your e-mail address.
Ingo
Yes, there are psoitions still available on your side of the world. In fact we are looking to expand there.
However, there is a fine line between being slow, and being lazy. You need to type a little more and give us more of your qualifications.
JoAnne
We're working on the photo thing for the we4bsite. It may have to be links to images on the tream members' site. I know nothing about this stuff, but Princeton, the team hero, knows a lot. We're working on it at a HWFM pace. Until then, you'll have to use your rather vivid imagination.
Also are you and RJT going to Rennsport Reunion?
Eyal
Be careful. Those closer to your own age may suffer in comparison to the Mother Superior.
04-20-2004, 12:18 AM
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Mike,
now that I know that HWFM is looking to expand towards South east Asia you may expect to receive a full scale application very soon... As I mentioned, I´m not that fast... bear with me I hope to have my application ready soon!
Cheers
now that I know that HWFM is looking to expand towards South east Asia you may expect to receive a full scale application very soon... As I mentioned, I´m not that fast... bear with me I hope to have my application ready soon!
Cheers
04-20-2004, 12:35 AM
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Originally posted by John D.
You're hoping.. You just want to be spanked by a women who is older then you.....
You're hoping.. You just want to be spanked by a women who is older then you.....
Mike.S (walkng away with a slight characteristic pained expression).
04-20-2004, 12:39 AM
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Originally posted by RJT 993
Mike S....
Which would you prefer the Hot Wheels Track or the Whiffle Ball Paddle? I am good with both, but prefer to use the HW track with my P-car boys....
Bend over here I come, no hiding from me
JoAnne
Mike S....
Which would you prefer the Hot Wheels Track or the Whiffle Ball Paddle? I am good with both, but prefer to use the HW track with my P-car boys....
Bend over here I come, no hiding from me
JoAnne
Here's a pic, btw, so you know your royal subjects better:
04-20-2004, 12:43 AM
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Originally posted by mick
Mike, Since my application is being reviewed (that is a role reversal) I am hesitant to ask just how the HWFM team proposes to pay back the loan Dan said I would make. But as the teams (potential) banker I think I need to be prudent. I understand the reason for the money is to establish the new HWFM F1 team but just how is the team going to pay the loan back. I of course initially thought about the F1 winnings but of course that is contrary to the HWFM racing name. Then I thought we could ask the other members to buy stock, but they want to spend their cash on their Porsches, so just how will this loan get repaid. Then I realized it was from the sale of the HWFM merchandice.
Mike, Since my application is being reviewed (that is a role reversal) I am hesitant to ask just how the HWFM team proposes to pay back the loan Dan said I would make. But as the teams (potential) banker I think I need to be prudent. I understand the reason for the money is to establish the new HWFM F1 team but just how is the team going to pay the loan back. I of course initially thought about the F1 winnings but of course that is contrary to the HWFM racing name. Then I thought we could ask the other members to buy stock, but they want to spend their cash on their Porsches, so just how will this loan get repaid. Then I realized it was from the sale of the HWFM merchandice.
04-20-2004, 01:36 AM
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wow...the things one misses when off working...
Danny J....yes, protocol, of course, one needs to follow the proper channels of application...duly noted...although I am in a bit of a quandary on how to apply to an organization that I would never want to join that would consider having me as a member...maybe there is not much in the way of "organization" and I can work around this...
StLChris...Thank you for the recommendation~!!!
Hmmm..."Teutonic Asset Allocation Specialist"...I quite like that...yeah, I think I can serve that most assiduously...I also have a Porsche knife, a Porsche brake line pen and a Porsche cigar case...
Mike in Chi....I trust these last three items outweigh and reallocate my various appropriations more toward all things Porsche as opposed to some things BMW...The only BMW pen I have is someone else's previously chewed Bic that I stole from the service desk at the BMW dealer as a result of their giving me what is becoming an all too common run around...
All my Teutonic modes of vehicular conveyance have been constant sources of slippery slopedom...I even frustrate my 12 stepper call buddy "Hans"...
Finally, do I drive fast? Yes, in my mind I do...but to date, I don't think HWFM controls that yet (yes?)...I have no speeding tickets in all my years of driving...oh wait, I have one moving violation for an alleged "failure to stop"...hmmmm...(going to go fight that one May 4th, but I digress) so I guess maybe there are gradations of "slowness"...all right, so maybe I could hang out in what would be the equivalent of the smoking area of the HWFM clubhouse...
I lost my original copy of the official HWFM application document, but I trust this covers all outstanding items of pending membership application...
Please find enclosed bank statements, investment sheets and other banking assets that are to be signed over to HWFM for the 2004 racing season...
Respectfully submitted,
D
Danny J....yes, protocol, of course, one needs to follow the proper channels of application...duly noted...although I am in a bit of a quandary on how to apply to an organization that I would never want to join that would consider having me as a member...maybe there is not much in the way of "organization" and I can work around this...
StLChris...Thank you for the recommendation~!!!
Hmmm..."Teutonic Asset Allocation Specialist"...I quite like that...yeah, I think I can serve that most assiduously...I also have a Porsche knife, a Porsche brake line pen and a Porsche cigar case...Mike in Chi....I trust these last three items outweigh and reallocate my various appropriations more toward all things Porsche as opposed to some things BMW...The only BMW pen I have is someone else's previously chewed Bic that I stole from the service desk at the BMW dealer as a result of their giving me what is becoming an all too common run around...
All my Teutonic modes of vehicular conveyance have been constant sources of slippery slopedom...I even frustrate my 12 stepper call buddy "Hans"...
Finally, do I drive fast? Yes, in my mind I do...but to date, I don't think HWFM controls that yet (yes?)...I have no speeding tickets in all my years of driving...oh wait, I have one moving violation for an alleged "failure to stop"...hmmmm...(going to go fight that one May 4th, but I digress) so I guess maybe there are gradations of "slowness"...all right, so maybe I could hang out in what would be the equivalent of the smoking area of the HWFM clubhouse...
I lost my original copy of the official HWFM application document, but I trust this covers all outstanding items of pending membership application...
Please find enclosed bank statements, investment sheets and other banking assets that are to be signed over to HWFM for the 2004 racing season...
Respectfully submitted,
D
04-20-2004, 01:44 AM
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p.s. ALSO....I guess another slot that I could easily fill would be the Team Architect...every team needs a clubhouse, paddock, bunks, garage, service area, car wash, storage, warehouse space, game room...did I leave anything out???
04-20-2004, 01:53 AM
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Hey, if you ever need a far north member, I could be the HWFM official cold weather tester, or something like that. Of course I would have to submit to obligatory whupping of some sort first!
04-20-2004, 11:45 AM
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Cold weather tester is already taken.
JoAnne only whups team mates, not applicants.
You need to formerly apply and submit to the collective humiliation of the team. See other recent threads for guidance.
Cold weather tester is already taken.
JoAnne only whups team mates, not applicants.
You need to formerly apply and submit to the collective humiliation of the team. See other recent threads for guidance.
05-11-2004, 05:01 PM
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My Sig says it all. After months of waiting for the powers-to-be at " Hey Wait" FMR, I seek your contact. Gotta go remove a Frozen ball joint castle nut and key pin. You thought I was gunna say frozen rotor ey? lol
Still waiting,
Steve
Still waiting,
Steve