DJ

So, I go on vacation for a week, and come back to find that the muffler thread has exploded, Joe Fabspeed flames me, and then the thread gets locked down. I don't want to start it all up again, I just wanted to correct some inaccuracies in that now locked thread:

Joe Fabspeed a.k.a. 993 RS Clubsport wrote:
[quote] DJ.....you bought and proudly own both Fabspeed MOtorsport exhaust systems on your 993. <hr></blockquote>

Well, I bought them, that much is true. But I don't "proudly" own anything. Since we're all telling the truth here, Joe, why didn't you tell anyone why I have two sets of your mufflers? Do you not remember that I ordered the Supercup mufflers, but you didn't have any in stock, so you tried to talk me into the Maxflows instead? Do you not recall that you promised that if I didn't like them, you would trade them for the Supercups? Do you also not recall that after I installed the Maxflows--and didn't like them--that you reneged on your offer, and charged me full price for the Supercups? ...and that you told me that you couldn't take back the Maxflows because they were "used"?

[quote]
You picked up over 12 horsepower and saved 30lbs and posted many many times that you liked our systems.
<hr></blockquote>

When I picked up the twelve horsepower, I must have also picked up twelve horse-weight too, because my car is measureably slower. Besides, how do you know that my car gained twelve horsepower? Did you sneek into my garage with your portable dyno and test it, or are you just taking a guess? Also, since you seem to think that I have "posted many many times" that I liked your systems, could you please provide references to a few of them?


[quote]
Your crazy NEW tough-guy attack attitude is weird.
<hr></blockquote>

I'm not positive, but I think that is a personal attack.

[quote]
Take your push=up and stickit up your ***....gee a self induced lobotomy!
<hr></blockquote>

OK, now I'm sure that that is a personal attack.

[quote]
See you at Sears Point.
<hr></blockquote>

<a href="http://www.infineonraceway.com/index.html" target="_blank">There is no such place. It no longer exists.</a>


God loves you, Joe Fabiani, but no one else does.

'cept me.

Robert Henriksen

Welcome back! <img src="graemlins/wave.gif" border="0" alt="[byebye]" />

Randall G.

How was the Congo?

DJ

[quote]Originally posted by Randall G.:
<strong>How was the Congo?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It was quite an adventure. Long story, really...

Martin S.

Good comeback DJ...I missed the closed out muffler thread.

Jeff 993TT

I hear Kitwit is lovely this time of year.

Jeff

DJ

[quote]Originally posted by Jeff 993TT:
<strong>I hear Kitwit is lovely this time of year.

Jeff</strong><hr></blockquote>


Yes, but it's just the beginning of the Ebola season...

Burnham

Cheers Martin, I did not want to be the first to ask to see the original thread...and thank you Kim, thats the funniest thing I have read for a long as I can remember!

Jeff 993TT

[quote]Originally posted by DJ:
<strong>

Yes, but it's just the beginning of the Ebola season...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I saw the Nova program about Kitwit and the Ebola break out there. They developed a special handshake to minize body contact between the researchers by bumping elbows. They dubbed it the "Kitwit handshake".

Similar to the "Bash Brothers" of the Oakland A's a while ago.

Jeff

ps, I'm at 666 posts now... Coincidence???

Allen

[quote]God loves you, Joe Fabiani, but no one else does <hr></blockquote>I'm not sure if I captured the quote from above correctly...anyway...just saw a tee-shirt in New Orleans that read: "God Loves You...everybody else thinks your an *******!" I thought that was pretty funny <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" />

DJ

[quote]Originally posted by Jeff 993TT:
<strong>
ps, I'm at 666 posts now... Coincidence???</strong><hr></blockquote>


No. You're evil.

Randall G.

[quote]Originally posted by Allen:
<strong>I'm not sure if I captured the quote from above correctly...anyway...just saw a tee-shirt in New Orleans that read: "God Loves You...everybody else thinks your an *******!" I thought that was pretty funny <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, I saw almost the same thing on a bumper sticker:

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a ****head!"

I laughed about it for the rest of the evening ...

Chris - 97C2

My favorite bumper sticker is

"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy"

Have a good 4th everyone!

Robin 993DX

The funniest Jesus related sticker I have seem was a sticker that says

"When come rapture, can I have your car?" The same guy also have a Darwin emblem on his car.

I drove past him just a little so that he can see my "fish" emblem, and I then slowed down so we can make eye contact and I gave him a big smile. (He looked really angry)

Anir

Welcome back, DJ. I still smile when I think of that FAB-ulous thread.