JPS

I think Porsche should provide a recall to outfit 993s with a handy Road Bazooka...

"Someone slow at a light in front of you? BOOM! No problem!
Someone flicking an ash at you? BOOM! No problem!
Someone spit on your car (happened to me)? BOOM! No problem!
Some dumbass in a redneck jacked up pickup truck with no mudflaps flick a rock? BOOM! No problem!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's JUST THAT EASY! Call Gert and get your handy retrofit factory OEM Road Bazooka TODAY!"

We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast...

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993chaz

I have a solution. All cigarette smokers to start smoking cigars, and no the ones with the plastic tips.
Cigars are 100% natural and bio-degradeable.
Smoke em and toss em!

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B-Line

As long as we are on the subject of bashing smokers, (no I do not condone people flicking butt's and hurting the enviorment,) why can't we also take some time to bash:
**People who chew gum**
True story: The day I got my car I inspected it throughly. What do I find, In the section of my rear wing where the gap is, there was a piece of chewing gum that was melted into the grate. Of course I could not reach it with my hand. It took countless hours to remove the thing.

How many times have you thrown out a piece of chewing gum and thought nothing of it. At least until a piece of chew wound up on your shoe.
Have you ever looked at floors that have had gum in them, there disgusting.

So although I agree, us smokers are not perfect, we are not the only ones to scapegoat.

cheers.