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Old 05-05-2019, 10:14 PM
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Flames!! They put flames on a porsche?? An automatic Porsche?

So many things wrong.

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used...ges/234457514/
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Old 05-05-2019, 10:46 PM
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That thing is mess from stem to stern. The lame flames are the least of its worries.


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Old 05-05-2019, 10:47 PM
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Old 05-05-2019, 11:20 PM
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Those yellowish flames, I wonder if it is glow in the dark or heat sensitive paint? Not that it would help

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Old 05-06-2019, 12:12 AM
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White, 1996 Porsche 993 with 30,500 miles (in case the link doesn't work): https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=234457514
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Old 05-06-2019, 07:46 AM
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There is NO fixing that mess! Yikes! R.I.P. What the hell is wrong with people!!!!!
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Old 05-06-2019, 08:24 AM
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Oh the humanity - that poor car ...
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Old 05-06-2019, 08:42 AM
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Despite the boilerplate “0 accidents reported”, I’d bet that this caricature took a hit from behind before succumbing to some fruitcake’s reimagining efforts...




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Old 05-06-2019, 08:50 AM
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Those flames will add at least 100hp. Don’t be jealous
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Old 05-06-2019, 09:38 AM
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Reminds me of that movie "The In-Laws" with Alan Arkin. In a chase scene, he runs his BMW 7-series through a paint shop and it comes out the other end with flames painted on it! Hilarious!
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Old 05-06-2019, 09:50 AM
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By the front nose, that car even looks "unhappy" big frown.....
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Throw in a few fuzzy dice and you can mark that baby SOLD.
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What's with the wipers?
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He must have ordered the BADONKADONK butt.
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