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Old 02-02-2004, 07:52 AM
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Have a look at this .... beyond reality !



http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...&category=9860

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Old 02-02-2004, 07:59 AM
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Looks like the illigitimate child of a 959, 993, and Karmen Ghia.

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hideous...
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I........................ I just don't know what to say. I wish I had a smart and funny comment to say. But I am just blown away that there might be someone who would spend money on that. Whatever makes you happy I suppose. Best wishes - Jay Gratton
Old 02-02-2004, 12:46 PM
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Dim pics for a reason!
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What's beyond reality is that there are 19 bids for this turd.
Old 02-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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Oooooh MY!!!! What has the world come too?????
Old 02-02-2004, 05:37 PM
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das ist scheissen....da fraulein ist gut
Old 02-02-2004, 06:22 PM
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And I thought the one Viken posted was bad...

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Cue "Strangers in Paradise" music, lots of strings....

Roll tape. Pan to a shot of a beautiful white sand beach, blue water, a golden sunset in the distance...

This car and the one in Viken's post are rolling towards each other in slow motion...

Their headlights blink affectionately at each other. After years of putting up with snide remarks and kit car jokes, they have finally found each other, and they know they are true soul mates.

Due to shot steering rack bushings and budget suspensions, they serenely roll right into each other. Bits of glass and bondo sail slowly through the air and yet....somehow.... they don't look any worse that they already did. It's like, magic or something.

Will they live happily ever after? Will they raise a fine litter of Consuliers, Nash Metropolitans and Manx Dune Buggies?

Cue sinister music. Camera pans over to the shrubs on the dunes nearby. There, a Pontiac Aztek lurks malevolently, squinting through it's blue bulb fake HID's. It's not over yet he sneers, not by a long shot......

Tune in next week for the... [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! (reload) BLAM! BLAM! kerplunk]
Old 02-02-2004, 09:23 PM
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What a deathtrap! Umm, the construction shots are supposed to impress potential buyers?

Does anyone know German? What's the purpose of showing all of the junk in the shop. Or are they selling the crap as part of the whole deal?
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Is this Frankensteins basement?
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Wow!
I'm speechless.
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Well... I for one am glad he posted those snapshots of the "lab" as I was wavering on my decision to bid...
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!


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