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Recognizing the intersection of traditional Porsche 911 values with the newest hybrid development (and the opportunity to make a few bucks) PCA* is proud to announce Pre-Ordering for it's newest Officially licensed Car Badge. Available in strictly limited quantities in order to artificially justify the ridiculous sales price, versus the $1.50 each it costs us to have made in Vietnam, those interested will need to provide a notarized statement showing their car has never been tuned, their VIN, and photos to prove an acceptable amount of old man nose/ear hair with corresponding male pattern baldness. Regardless, the following will automatically preclude you from purchasing:

PDK, Any digital gauges, wide body, tires in excess of 16", Tiptronic, water cooled, any interior that doesn't contain some kind of plaid bull****, any social media history of ever liking the 912, 928, or 968. Other disqualifying selections as we think of them. Oh, and no chicks, that's what Boxsters and Macans are for.

Please forward your payment of $752.43 in certified funds along with a postage paid return box to: Dewey Cheatum & Howe Harvard Square Plaza Cambridge (Our Fair City) Mass


* PCA - Porsche Cartoonists Association - A completely fictitious entity having no association with the Porsche Club of America.

jtsrenn

Nice call out to Click (R.I.P) and Clack. 👍