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Old Jul 17, 2023 | 10:08 PM
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Exactly one hour after washing it. Oh welll, first world problem.😩
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Old Jul 17, 2023 | 11:08 PM
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Yeah, that sucks. Love that color though
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Old Jul 17, 2023 | 11:12 PM
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Thought the climate activists got you.
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Old Jul 18, 2023 | 04:15 AM
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Thought the climate activists got you.
With Seagulls being a protected species, they kind of did.

Beautiful ride OP! Getting shat on sucks. Happens every now and then to me, but with the Canadian Geese when they fly south.
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Old Jul 18, 2023 | 09:54 AM
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You will be getting a lot of money. At least my wife believes this will happen when your car gets pooped on. It is a Russian superstition.
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WTF - Welcome To Florida
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Old Jul 18, 2023 | 10:59 AM
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Get one of those electronic owls and mount it on a post near the driveway.
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You will be getting a lot of money. At least my wife believes this will happen when your car gets pooped on. It is a Russian superstition.
My wife is a Filipina and she always says bird **** on the car is good luck. But she isn’t the one doing the car cleaning so I guess she sees it differently than I do.
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I was a no ppf but I guess this is the reason why I would need one 😩😩😩
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