IXLR8

Good ones. Here is another, except it is fact...

As a coworker once told me, "the internet is the greatest source of unconfirmed information". Sometimes it is better than going to Yuk Yuks for a good laugh.

Maketrax

DO NOT under any circumstance use the factory cup holders. Everyone knows they were only designed to hold air. You must join us in our quest to find the perfect $100 aftermarket cup holder… one that holds an open Starbucks Frappuccino spill free on track day.

dak911

BINGO Te BEST yet

porshanut

If you don't change to clear side markers, you shouldn't own a Porsche!

dak911

Doesn't EVERYONE have a box of o/e YELLOW's I have at least 6 pair from 911's and Boxsters...anyone need any?

Explorer16

If your Porsche is not a 911, you don't have a Porsche.

dak911

I actually did learn that there is a button on the end of the wiper stalk that actuates the VOICE CONTROL
This i did not know as my 911 (2019 cab) does not have a Multi function wheel

Rockerchief

This is so spot on. The amount of utter BS that gets posted by people on here is crazy and part of me wonders if half of them even own a 911?!

IXLR8

You mean like "this oil is so slippery". One of thousands of comments. And it gets worse when you get comments from a vendor hoping to impress those uninformed simply to boost their sales.

dak911

Or you have to have 2, a 911 and a Macan

mgmarsh39

Only idiots who cannot drive own an automatic 911.

MPawelek

Well, We all know that is a true statement! 😊

dak911

I RESEMBLE that remark

BondJ

I strongly disagree! Intelligent and skilled drivers can also be daft enough to buy an auto…

dak911

Wanna' race,,,,my PDK is quicker that your rowing machine
That aside...I was driving manuals before you'z born sonny !