Keep a Schrader Valve removal tool handy and unscrew the valves so they get a slow or fast leak.

 

if this happened to me, they would not find their car in the same condition as they left it.

 

I have actually done this. If you do two tires diagonally the car will wobble.

If you've lived in the NYC metro area, dents and scratches are a part of driving a car. They also call it..."park by touch".

 

Remember when we used to drive bumper cars?
We've since moved on to parking sensors and the corresponding multi-thousand $ repair bills.

 

 

Since when? I don’t know.

 

Sorry to sound so harsh. I just come here to get away from all of that bull**** that is so damn pervasive nowadays. Please accept my apologies.

 

I do the same here.

 

Yeah. That's what I need to be doing: sneaking around a Whole Foods parking lot, flatting a guy's tires like some disgruntled teenager. No thanks.

All the time. It's a car. I drive it to places I need to go!

 

I seriously doubt that driver would have noticed.