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Old 11-30-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by points
So last night I thought of this thread while leaving "La Hacienda" here in Delray. I had 2 chile rellenos , a ton of refried beans and to top it off a modelo especial. Driving down a-1-a on a nice drive I felt it coming on...the unmistakable pressure building from a night at the mexican joint. At my advanced age theres no holding it back so BOOM goes the explosive flatulence and immediate bitching from the wife. Sunroof opened,windows down and speed up trying to remove the bad,really bad odor. Finally fixed it when the wife begins frantically spraying her perfume around laughing all the while. Life is good.

This thread was needed by us all to teach us the best way to keep the Porsche smelling sweetly.


Who are you trying to kid here...you did it on purpose didn't you?
Old 11-30-2017, 11:30 AM
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Best to engage the child lock and blast the heat for good farts.
Old 11-30-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by tse


Who are you trying to kid here...you did it on purpose didn't you?
LMFAO....I cannot tell a lie.
Old 11-30-2017, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Porscheforever
Personally I think the soaked cork is a good idea
You like to soak the cork?? http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...s/n11823?snl=1
Old 11-30-2017, 12:00 PM
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Got to be able to take a little ribbing and sarcasm on this forum or you will eventually need therapy.
Old 11-30-2017, 01:44 PM
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My car smells like burned Napalm. On religious holidays and Tuesdays I prefer the aroma of burned Jet fuel. Many years ago I assembled a team of Aromachologists, Perfumiers and Professional Smellers (yes, that’s a thing) to duplicate these scents. They were unsuccessful. I’ve since realized that there really is no substitute for the real thing.

If you have the means; I highly recommend it.
Old 11-30-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Al.Fresco

OMG, so funny! Thanks for posting.
Old 11-30-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by R_Rated
Best to engage the child lock and blast the heat for good farts.
Ah yes, the old fart furnace. A timeless classic.
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Originally Posted by Al.Fresco
That is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Penn4S
That is hilarious.

+1. ROFL
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This thread and that snl sketch are a fn riot!
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It’s going to be a long winter.
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Originally Posted by Penn4S
It’s going to be a long winter.
I hope so, my PA4s are itching for the white stuff...
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Interesting, I’ve always thought that soaking the cork with the wine on the inside is what makes it expand and make a tight seal with the bottle, if you soaked the cork ahead of time out of the bottle I feel like it’d get too big and you wouldn’t be able to get the soaked cork in the bottle at all.
Old 11-30-2017, 11:51 PM
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Best thread in a long time!! Peed myself, well over 50 so that just happens

Seriously M3 lighten up. It's an odd thread for some (most?) but it's all good. As long as there's Porsche insanity in it somewhere which clearly there is.!


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