Should I sell my .... for a ....?

My air-cooled is a better, different, raw, purer, classic, better steering feel than...

This dealer sucks... use this one.

How are you breaking in your engine?

What brake pads?

Which tires?

Which helmet?

Which harness?

This new Porsche means this old Porsche value will tank

Values are taking off ... get in now.

Values will fall ... wait.

Just drive it! ... or they are meant to be driven.

I only have xxxx miles! I have XXXX miles!

Will this after market part void my warranty?

It is not how fast you go ... it is how you feel driving it.

I can use most all of its potential on the street.

For Sale.... can not use potential on street.

I plan to track it.

Daily Driver

I can only drive it 9/10ths... 8/10ths... 1/10ths

frunk

You must live in CA, Arizona, ... I am stuck in snow/rain/sleet until June.

She is put away for the winter.

When is PAG/PCNA going to make <insert defect> a recall?

because 9k... because RS ... because 500 HP... because manual.

4.2L

which camber should I use?

My list of cars signature...

Will these aftermarket wing risers change my downforce?

how much PPF?

 

Anyone know where I can get an allocation at MSRP?

i never pay more than MSRP!

 

Renn U bonics - you guys have your own language.

When asking a close friend who owns a Porsche dealer for PTS GT3 manual - his response was what is PTS why manual when there is PDK.

 

"When first oil change?"

"No need for early oil change"

"Good for 10K"

"What, $250 dealer oil change??"

"Group buy"

"Which battery tender?"

"Newbie here"

 

^^^^^ we need to bring him up to speed

 

"Had a 458"

"Traded in my ...."

"Bought my first Porsche in ____"

"Same color, wife won't know"

 

Its Nurburgring time is ... !!!!!

That is only xxxx seconds slower / faster than <Porsche Model> around the Nurburgring.

Should I do / I am doing / European delivery?

My car is on the <insert boat name>

 

"You must know better than the Porsche engineers"

"Dyno tested?"

"Wind tunnel tested?"

 

True I'm sending him a link.

Ok here are a few

......
Mods please delete
Sofa seats
FWIW IIRC IMO IMHO FTW FFS

 

 

nannies

 

"Car is meant to be driven"

"No time to drive and must sell"

"Car has (double digit) miles"

"Offer it here first"

 

"Should see that color in real life"

 

"drive it like you stole it"