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Old 08-16-2015, 03:26 PM
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you look for the exhaust loudness switch out of reflex in your other cars

you set you cars language to German

you turn the radio down to hear the motor

you like turning your lights on and off to switch the 4 LEDs on and off

you drive the long way to avoid potholes

you've worked on flexibility at the gym to get in and out of LWBs easier

your stomach muscles are stronger now because of LWBs

when all those people talk to you about their kids all you hear is the sound of Porsche motor and "blah blah blah"

everyday feels like a day at the Ring or (insert track name here)

you finish long drives feeling refreshed and excited

you buy bottled soft drinks to take with you on the road out of fear a drink will fall out of cup holder and spill during hard cornering

you think you might be a pervert because you like to see how girls butts leave a mark/print on your seats alcantera bottoms

you would rather see your friends car pics instead of naked wife/girlfriend pics

any others?
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Seeing a wing in your rear view mirror makes everything better
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When you you miss the lightened flywheel rattles when in your other car.

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Have to warn passengers to inform you if they experience nausea, dizziness, or faintness when on a track
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When u leave your garage in a cloud of white smoke.
When changing a tire becomes an ordeal.
When u feel obligated to drive like a hooligan.
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When you pull away and passengers instinctively brace themselves and reach out to hold onto the handles as you hit 6000 rpm in first!!!!
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You risk melting your bumper for bigger tips
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When you pull the right paddle in other cars and don't hear a pop.
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Or your Wife/GF/Mistress/*** Buddy, stops iffing that's she has to get in and out of LWB.
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when your neck gets twisted from adjusting it to look over wing in mirror for cops
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... when your friends with Corvettes quit going to the track with you.
... when everyone at TireRack knows the sound of your voice and your address by heart.
... when you have a subscription to Pagid monthly.
... when your monthly session fees max out your black card.
... when you have more tire rubber on the front of the car than on your tires.
... when you start looking for camp sites close to the track.
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Originally Posted by 916Bob
... when your friends with Corvettes quit going to the track with you.
... when everyone at TireRack knows the sound of your voice and your address by heart.
... when you have a subscription to Pagid monthly.
... when your monthly session fees max out your black card.
... when you have more tire rubber on the front of the car than on your tires.
... when you start looking for camp sites close to the track.
^^^ A real GT3 owner and driver. I like it.
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...When you instinctively reach to the left to start any other vehicle

.... When I go up any incline at a great angle after reaching for my axle lift button
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...when you surprise your teenage son by slam dunking a basketball jumping off your incredibly muscular left leg
...when you leave a pizza box bottom on that special spot in the garage
...when you take a student for a couple demo hot laps at an hpde and they ask you ..."oh my gawd i have never heard a 911 sound like that...is that the stock exhaust?"
...when you snap awake and jump out of bed at 6 am on sunday mornings and it isn't to make the early church service
...when 45 minutes later you carve a seaside twisty at 7000 rpm, have a **** eating grin on your face and you say to yourself..."there is no car i would rather own, it just doesn't get any better than this!"
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