i need to commit myself to an asylum...
05-22-2015, 11:26 PM
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i need to commit myself to an asylum...
its a long story, but the short of it is i bought a '07 boxster s mt last july - i fell so love with the car that months ago i bought a pretty loaded up '16 boxster gts [be here in august].
when i told you guys about it i thought i would get admonitions, criticisms and ridicule from most of you for all the boxes i checked - BUT NO! on the contrary; you all responded favorably and therein lies the reason i have lost my mind.
a week ago i was looking for a used car for my girlfriend. she had an '06 mb e350 that looked like it had been thru a tornado. i stopped in at a bmw store and found a kinda ok used 335 i thought she would enjoy. she stopped by and liked it but was that the end - NOOOOO.
i thought to myself, i should go over to Porsche as i am friendly with the guys there just to see if they have something better and couldn't find anything in my 30m price range - BUT THEN IT HAPPENED....
she saw a guards red '14 boxster pdk - i said to myself - OHHH NOOO;
she said - BUT ITS USED;
i said - NOT ENOUGH!
she said - BUT I LOVE IT!
WHAT COULD I DO????
we now have 2 boxsters
and of course a few of the guys i know there asked me,
is she your wife?
i said - NO, shes my girlfriend.
they asked - YOU'RE BUYING AN ALMOST NEW BOXSTER FOR YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND?
i said - NOT EXACTLY, SHE'S MY EX-WIFE?!
they asked with amazement - YOU'RE BUYING AN ALMOST NEW BOXSTER FOR YOU'RE EX-WIFE?!
with all the strength i had left i just said - YES.
so:
1. i am holding you guys accountable for this
2. please pm me for our address to make financial restitution
oh and by they way: she is my ex-wife and now my girlfriend and with your help you made her soooooooooooooo happy!!
BUT, SEE 1 & 2 ABOVE - CAUSE I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT - THANK YOU!!
anyway, its all fun and really she is so very happy with the car.
all the best,
miles
when i told you guys about it i thought i would get admonitions, criticisms and ridicule from most of you for all the boxes i checked - BUT NO! on the contrary; you all responded favorably and therein lies the reason i have lost my mind.
a week ago i was looking for a used car for my girlfriend. she had an '06 mb e350 that looked like it had been thru a tornado. i stopped in at a bmw store and found a kinda ok used 335 i thought she would enjoy. she stopped by and liked it but was that the end - NOOOOO.
i thought to myself, i should go over to Porsche as i am friendly with the guys there just to see if they have something better and couldn't find anything in my 30m price range - BUT THEN IT HAPPENED....
she saw a guards red '14 boxster pdk - i said to myself - OHHH NOOO;
she said - BUT ITS USED;
i said - NOT ENOUGH!
she said - BUT I LOVE IT!
WHAT COULD I DO????
we now have 2 boxsters
and of course a few of the guys i know there asked me,
is she your wife?
i said - NO, shes my girlfriend.
they asked - YOU'RE BUYING AN ALMOST NEW BOXSTER FOR YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND?
i said - NOT EXACTLY, SHE'S MY EX-WIFE?!
they asked with amazement - YOU'RE BUYING AN ALMOST NEW BOXSTER FOR YOU'RE EX-WIFE?!
with all the strength i had left i just said - YES.
so:
1. i am holding you guys accountable for this
2. please pm me for our address to make financial restitution
oh and by they way: she is my ex-wife and now my girlfriend and with your help you made her soooooooooooooo happy!!
BUT, SEE 1 & 2 ABOVE - CAUSE I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT - THANK YOU!!
anyway, its all fun and really she is so very happy with the car.
all the best,
miles
05-22-2015, 11:45 PM
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You need to find out where she's hiding the can of Ballz Off she's been spraying on you while you sleep, and throw it away.
05-23-2015, 03:06 AM
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since '89 i have lived in socal and now vegas and here i can ride opened top most of the year. besides in my case from long ago till now i have never said in the evening - "lets go for a ride" with a hard top or even a convertable with the top up.
i always preferred open tops and motorcycles so for me only a boxster. for her, she loves it now too.
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05-23-2015, 09:51 AM
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Mike - good idea for someone with a brain, but in my case i come from the days of british sports cars with rag tops and i had a few and lived in ny and nj and had limited seasonal use, but still preferred them.
since '89 i have lived in socal and now vegas and here i can ride opened top most of the year. besides in my case from long ago till now i have never said in the evening - "lets go for a ride" with a hard top or even a convertable with the top up.
i always preferred open tops and motorcycles so for me only a boxster. for her, she loves it now too.
since '89 i have lived in socal and now vegas and here i can ride opened top most of the year. besides in my case from long ago till now i have never said in the evening - "lets go for a ride" with a hard top or even a convertable with the top up.
i always preferred open tops and motorcycles so for me only a boxster. for her, she loves it now too.
05-23-2015, 03:08 PM
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05-23-2015, 03:20 PM
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Zeus - ARE YOU CRAZY?? 
did that 3 times - and a man's gotta know his limitations - marriage is mine!
now that i think about it i could have had a 918 coming in august instead of a boxster if i never got married in the first place. how do you think i even saved and scraped for the boxster gts due soon? - BY GETTING DIVORCED!!
did that 3 times - and a man's gotta know his limitations - marriage is mine!
now that i think about it i could have had a 918 coming in august instead of a boxster if i never got married in the first place. how do you think i even saved and scraped for the boxster gts due soon? - BY GETTING DIVORCED!!
05-23-2015, 03:27 PM
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I know I would never ever buy any car for my ex-wife!!!
Your crazy for even considering it.
05-23-2015, 03:43 PM
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me - its even worse than you know - can you guess who was the fool who bought her the '06 e350 [bought used in 2010 AFTER we separated]
I KNOW THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME - now i wish i was you!
05-23-2015, 04:37 PM
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No *****, brains in the wrong place (between the legs) and PW'd. And done it 3 times. Some never learn, hint: prenup.
05-23-2015, 07:36 PM
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and, don't worry bout me - i had a great prenup.
...lot of good it did me, huh?
