Best Heard Quotes for 944 turbo
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Actually driving the 'Zebra' on the street at a stop light...
C5 Corvette>>So what happened...let your kits paint your car??
Me>>Ummm...Yep.
GREEN LIGHT
RED LIGHT
Me>>So when did they start putting 4 cylinders in Vetts?
Him>>When did they start putting V8s in those 280Zs??
He was serious! ;(
Also
Announcer over the PA system as the 'Zebra' pulls up to the line at a combined PCA vs SCCA shoot out time trial with the fastest car so far being a MR2....HERE IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE PCA TODAY!!...Lots of 911 race cars in the background...Priceless!
P.S. I was .5 seconds ahead of the MR2 about half way through the course right before I went off the track into the desert doing 10 spins and filling the car with sand, tumbleweed, and cactus!! Dohhh!
Actually driving the 'Zebra' on the street at a stop light...
C5 Corvette>>So what happened...let your kits paint your car??
Me>>Ummm...Yep.
GREEN LIGHT
RED LIGHT
Me>>So when did they start putting 4 cylinders in Vetts?
Him>>When did they start putting V8s in those 280Zs??
He was serious! ;(
Also
Announcer over the PA system as the 'Zebra' pulls up to the line at a combined PCA vs SCCA shoot out time trial with the fastest car so far being a MR2....HERE IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE PCA TODAY!!...Lots of 911 race cars in the background...Priceless!
P.S. I was .5 seconds ahead of the MR2 about half way through the course right before I went off the track into the desert doing 10 spins and filling the car with sand, tumbleweed, and cactus!! Dohhh!
#34
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This is from my live-in girlfriend after I'd told her I'd bought my 951 over the telephone - since she was so conveniently out of town...
"Hi, honey. I bought a Porsche!"
(LONG PREGNANT PAUSE)
" I guess this means you don't want to buy a house."
<img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />
"Hi, honey. I bought a Porsche!"
(LONG PREGNANT PAUSE)
" I guess this means you don't want to buy a house."
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#35
This comes from my car freak friends after acceleration tests on my light -76 924 with pretty good 931 motor with intercooler, Piper Cams, ported head and lighter pistons.
"Can we please do the warp speed thing again?"
Intercooler, Piper Cams, ported head.
"Can we please do the warp speed thing again?"
Intercooler, Piper Cams, ported head.
#36
Burning Brakes
"If I knew it was going to do that, I wouldnt have let you buy it."
(My father after taking the car past 3K RPM for the first time)
<<3 years later>>
"We should really get another one of these... I kinda like the 968's, how much are they?"
(My father after taking the car past 3K RPM for the first time)
<<3 years later>>
"We should really get another one of these... I kinda like the 968's, how much are they?"
#38
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Steve Cooper:
<strong>"Sell that stupid red car!"
my ex-wife</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That fuggin' rocks!
You've got the best quote!
<strong>"Sell that stupid red car!"
my ex-wife</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That fuggin' rocks!
You've got the best quote!
#39
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by dmoffitt:
<strong>from my ex-gf:
"wow, it's like taking off in a jet"
from a friend after a 140+ mph run on the QEW:
"holy crap did you see the look on that guy in the 300ZX's face??" </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">What, you come up to Canada to speed on the QEW? That's outrageous! Actually, I can't blame you with the way they patrol highways in New York State.
<strong>from my ex-gf:
"wow, it's like taking off in a jet"
from a friend after a 140+ mph run on the QEW:
"holy crap did you see the look on that guy in the 300ZX's face??" </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">What, you come up to Canada to speed on the QEW? That's outrageous! Actually, I can't blame you with the way they patrol highways in New York State.
#40
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Peckster:
What, you come up to Canada to speed on the QEW?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That's if you can find a space that's not clogged with traffic moving a 10 mph or less <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Here's another so-so one:
A friend that liked to make fun of my pinned back in the seat addiction would say "Turbos Turbos TURBOS TURBOS!!!!" every time I floored it. It amused him allot but my conclusion was that he was jealous because he drove a turboless beater
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What, you come up to Canada to speed on the QEW?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That's if you can find a space that's not clogged with traffic moving a 10 mph or less <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Here's another so-so one:
A friend that liked to make fun of my pinned back in the seat addiction would say "Turbos Turbos TURBOS TURBOS!!!!" every time I floored it. It amused him allot but my conclusion was that he was jealous because he drove a turboless beater
<img border="0" alt="[bigbye]" title="" src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" />
#41
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Steve Lavigne:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Steve Cooper:
<strong>"Sell that stupid red car!"
my ex-wife</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That fuggin' rocks!
You've got the best quote!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">And a spiffy new wife to boot!
<img src="http://www.tvkupa.com/images/with951_03.jpg" alt=" - " />
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Steve Cooper:
<strong>"Sell that stupid red car!"
my ex-wife</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">That fuggin' rocks!
You've got the best quote!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">And a spiffy new wife to boot!
<img src="http://www.tvkupa.com/images/with951_03.jpg" alt=" - " />
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A black guy wit a "ecscalade" wit 23's pulled up to me and asked:
-Yo Pops what year is that?
-it's an 88
-(nodding his head) That shiz's tight son.
-thanks
- That shiz's tight (nodding again)
(then I spun the tires and floored it up to fourth just to impress everyone. ) :-)
-Yo Pops what year is that?
-it's an 88
-(nodding his head) That shiz's tight son.
-thanks
- That shiz's tight (nodding again)
(then I spun the tires and floored it up to fourth just to impress everyone. ) :-)
#43
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My uncle, after a test drive:
There is a little bit of lag, but once the turbo kicks in...
HOLY ****
(I felt so good considering he's driven lots of FAST sports cars)
There is a little bit of lag, but once the turbo kicks in...
HOLY ****
(I felt so good considering he's driven lots of FAST sports cars)
#44
From two different neighbors after rides: Well, Dave thanks for scaring the s**t out of me...Never thought about the coincidence of their comments until now. From two others, same comment "This is like your own private roller coaster".
#45
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My Dad after FINALLY having the guts to shift after 3000RPM: "whoa man, this car is not good for you: it makes you wanna go faster."
My g/f after I a spirited run through Stanley Park: "Do you feel safe going that fast? You never slided so much in the Cavalier..."
me: "This car is so easy to drive, once you figure it out.."
My g/f (This one I hear everyday) "You love your car more than you love me." HA!
My g/f after I a spirited run through Stanley Park: "Do you feel safe going that fast? You never slided so much in the Cavalier..."
me: "This car is so easy to drive, once you figure it out.."
My g/f (This one I hear everyday) "You love your car more than you love me." HA!