I was talking to my 87 951 the other day, and it told me that it wanted to be known as BEATRICE. I thought that was an odd name but then I decided that if a Shelby could be named Elinore then BEATRICE would be a fine Porsche name. It also told me that its favorite food used to be horse-meat sometimes chicken, but now its favorite food is rice. I think I better frame it on a license plate frame "Favorite Food Rice".
What does your car tell you?
No, I don't have an exhaust leak.

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Snel:
<strong> No, I don't have an exhaust leak.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva"><img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" /> That's classic.

 

quote: What does your car tell you?

Faster, faster, faster!

 

"[Snap, grind, crunch, arrrrrgggggghhhh] You sun of a *****, what the hell are you trying to do to me!?"

Name: Helga the tempremental German
Description:
This four eyed redhed won't cease to amaze. Take her for a spin any time!

Height: 4' something
Weight: a slender 3000 lbs.
Shoe size: front - 235 35ZR17 rear - 255 45ZR17
Favorite food: Rice, Chicken & Horse of course
Favorite Medicine: Octane
Favorite tool: Me!

Great post Snel!!

<img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" />