g35 coupe vs...
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G35 is like a fat, grumpy, 30 year old woman. The 951 on the other hand is like a fit 20 year old college girl with a few drinks in her... gets to the point so much quicker than the fat bitch, especially if there's curves to go through!
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Crass, but nevertheless absolutely hilarious.
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A couple weeks back I'm sitting at a simulated light behind a simulated loaded dump truck. I'm right next to a new simulated G37. We simulate looking at each other. Right past the simulated light the simulated road narrows and everyone merges to one simulated lane. Do to the order of simulated cars I end up behind the simulated G37 who is behind the simulated dump truck who simulates going very SSSLLLLOOOOWWWWWW. A little ways up the simulated road, the simulated dump truck turns down a simulated side road leaving the simulated road clear in front of us. The simulated G37 gets on it and I simulate riding his simulated bumper up to a simulated 110. Now this simulated two lane is straight and has simulated barbed wire fenced state trust land on each simulated side. We come up to a simulated stop and both simulate a right turn and simulate another run up to 110 and I'm on his simulated bumper the whole simulated time. We come up to another simulated stop and simulate another right turn onto a simulated four lane road. There is some simulated traffic so we take it easy and I simulate pulling up next to the simulated G37. The guy simulates giving me a big grin and a thumbs up.
Now go back and re-read this story but substitute the word "F-ing" in every time you see the word "simulated".
Now go back and re-read this story but substitute the word "F-ing" in every time you see the word "simulated".
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3rd = rape gear. So much so that if for some reason I was in court, and the judge put the word rape and 3rd gear in a sentence together, I would plead guilty and tell him to take me to jail.