That 944 has the fattest *** I have ever seen!!

Gotta love the upside down spoiler mounted under the rear bumper to convert it to a splitter. :0

 

maybe thats how the boxter was designed. but still ewwww

 

Shiza! I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...I'd pay good money just to get a look at the guy who built it. Can you just imagine the proud smile on his face when he was done...or stopped?

 

Thank God for avatars....and now a moment to refocus our priorities....

 

Rednecks, Porsche's and beer do not mix.

I think I found the owner admiring his work...

 

^^Redneck Porsche

Those rednecks are very innovative when it comes to motorized vehickles...

Redneck Car Alarm:



Redneck Car Wash:



Redneck Car Security System:



Redneck Autoglass Repair:



Redneck AC System:



Redneck Speedboat:



Redneck Motorsports Fan:

 

I'd drive it.......

 

...off a cliff

 

Well, it beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick...



Sorta.

 

Somebody shoot that sonofabitch dead for me.

 

Damn Lart, we all thought you liked a great big fat badonkadonk?

 

its a work of art!!!!! then again I just do not get modern are and think most of it looks s@#t

 

More like honky badonkadonk.

 

I will send some of my Italian peeps to come and see you, like Tony and the boys. And Luis, why don't you post some of your favorite 928s pics for everyone to see, like the one from 'War of The Worlds?'

 

Why put a 968 rear end on your 944 when you can do this??? WOW!