Rich Sandor

You've got a lot of cool conversation pieces, Joe. Why don't you answer picklejuice52's question?

hehehe

badass951

Okay, to modify my original post...all I want to say is this is getting ridiculous! This many out of the ordinary things do not happen. Give it up before you lose your credibility.

Rich Sandor

Oh come on Chris, just because your life is boring, doesn't mean everyone else's is too.

badass951

Hahaha my life is far from boring, however it doesn't involve running from the cops on a daily basis and racing all sorts of exotic cars and always getting away with it. To be honest I did not even come close to finish reading the post because there is flat out no way that all of this crazy stuff could have happened over the past few days, weeks, whatever. It in no way others me that he makes these posts, but I guess I just wonder how all of you keep drooling over this nonsense. Unfortunately I do have a life and therefore have no need to post much of anything on here, unless it is a response to a technical question.

Also, why is it that no one ever cares when this guy street races and pulls all sorts of unsafe activities on public property? Any other users makes such a post and he is bashed!

Rich Sandor

I got a good laugh out of Joe's story, therefore it was worth his time to post it. Maybe I should tell you guys about the crystal meth junkie that was rampaging around at my work, and after 30min of negotiating, set off a fire extinguisher on me, just before the swat team arrived. But then you'd jsut think I was lying...

So what's the craziest thing that's happened to you lately? A flat tire?

badass951

I don't share my life with strangers on the Internet, but thanks! By the way, I am aware that crazy things do happen to people, as I am one, but you damn well know what I am talking about...

badass951

And feel free to have a public bashing on me for making a negative post about DFASTEST. I am sure it could turn out to be quite humorous!

Rich Sandor

I still think you're being a party pooper! :P

Rich Sandor

A convenient excuse...

Come on.. let's have it! Communal Crazy Story time!

porshhhh951

hmm hate hate hate

DFASTEST951

Hey badass951, your response to my mishap is EXACTLY why I wrote it. It is crazy. You give me too much credit to think I could make it up. A lot of guys on here actually live there and can find out the truth if they just pick up the phone. Not that hard. Who the hell even heard of Brooklyn Ohio anyway? The fact that it even happened in a city with that name is entertaining in itself. I'm not offended at all.

No one is going to bash you for making a negative comment. It's a public forum. Tell you the truth, I'm surprised to see you were the first to comment like that. I'm sure there are more that feel like you do. That's why I put it up. If something really came out of it like me getting a record resulting from an arrest in Brooklyn, Ohio, I probably wouldn't want to tell anyone. I shared cause everything came out ok and the events that transpired were just crazy.

From time to time people get into pissing matches here. It's part of what keeps the boards going. On that note if I offended you in the past, let me be the first to say I'm sorry. You seem to have a little beef with me. I try my best to stay out of that kind of **** here. Most of us would never talk to each other in person the way we sometimes do on these boards, especially not knowing what people look like. Hell, Lart is one of the biggest ball busters on here and I hear he's the size of Paul Bunyan(spell check).

I bet a ton of people on here have crazy stories to tell. Most are like you, they just keep it to themselves. I actually feel a kind of friendship with a lot of guys on here whom I've never even met. I look forward to reading threads on things I had no idea about. Everyone shares so much and I've learned a lot. Since I know next to nothing about wrenching on our cars, all I can share are a few stories. I just happen to be in a crazy city, with crazy cars and drivers, living a crazy life in a crazy business(by the way picklejuice, I own an escort company) with crazy things that sometimes happen to me.

Hell want another one? Last night, I saw four or five squad cars at a gas station on my way home at about 4:00 am. I glanced over to see if the place was getting jacked. They were just stopping for coffee and the only thing that got jacked was my car. While I glanced over I slightly steered to the left and met a median curb head on, blowing both drivers side tires, cracking and bending my front wheel, and bending my rear. I limped the car home on flat rubber, wheels are at a repair shop getting fixed and the whole thing will probable set me back a grand.

Just cause I thought a gas station was getting jacked. That's not a very good story. I spent the whole day today trying to fix the wheels get new tires ordered while my 5,000lb car sits up on a jack and a spare tire. That's not a great story, that's life. No one's gonna get a kick out of that. This story from Ohio is a good one. Crazy with serious negative consequences about to drop and in the end, everything and everyone was ok, less the girlfriends tears and the little bit of **** that leaked out of me.

Hell, I got another one where I did get arrested for driving the Porsche when I first got it. 156mph in a 35mph right next to the MGM. Not funny, got booked, fingerprinted, and one of the most ignorant things I've ever done. Cost me thousands to get out of it but it still shows on my record. Want details? It's entertaining too. I'm just not too proud of it.

shiners780

Come on guys, I highly doubt anyone here actually believes the story is 100% true. dfastest is a great story teller, very entertaining, I wish I could write as well. However, his story isn't meant to be true, it's meant to be entertaining. Right defastest?

See, he's a story teller. He wrote the story, then decided to post it. Besides, who would PM someone to ask them to post a story? And not one, but "more than a few," so 4,5, or six people here PM'ed him asking him to post?
Again guys, story telling, who drives around a parking lot for 1 hour trying to get a cell signal? 3 minutes of no signal and I'm driving a few blocks down the street, no?
Now, I'm no firearm expert, but do Glocks have external safeties or hammers? I didn't think so, but could be wrong. And cops always keep a round in the chamber. See, this is where tv drama plays a part in the story, you always hear the click as the suspenseful music cues.
We all know repair shops take credit cards, but the story wouldn't be the same without a wad of cash in the pocket, right? It adds to and becomes an integral part of the story.
Of course a car with bullet proof windows would also have the windows tinted, no? There's no way you can tell a person's stature as they're sitting in a car. Again, added for drama.
And here's the happy ending. Just like on tv!

So let's not all get our panties in a bunch, it's a great story, enjoy, and take it for what it's worth. I don't think it was ever intended to be a real story, entertaining for sure, but fictional all the same. Right dfastest?

DFASTEST951

Good morning Shiners, thanks for doing such a detailed analysis of my story.

Let me start off by saying the story was originally in a completely different thread and a few pm'd, emailed, me to say great story and that I should start a new thread on it so others could read it. So I did. No big deal.

When you have a girl napping in a hotel in a strange city, last thing you want to do is leave to find a signal. I had initially thought that maybe there was something wrong with the service so if I left, she wouldn't even be able to call me. So I stayed in the parking lot. I'm a nice guy like that.

I'm the last one to be an expert on guns but I did hear the distinct click, chatter, of a gun. Which of the three was it? Have no clue as I was doing all I could not to **** myself at that moment. After it was over and they were checking out my car. I showed them the bullit proof windows and one was busting my ***** asking me if he could test it out. He had the humongous Glock. May not have been the gun. May have been. I'm no expert either.

I live in Vegas. Seems everyone here has cash. This is a cash and carry city. I have one very small limit credit card in case of emergency. Traveling, I always have cash. Not a good thing to admit but it is what it is. If something happened to my car, I'd only take it to a dealer. Dealer's like cash and give cash discounts. I'm always trying to get a deal. Cash deals much better than credit cards.

While trying to use my phone, I got out and went into the trunk to get my spare phoneto see if that one worked. I carry a spare in case I accidentally drop mine into the toilet while pinching or something. I'm always on my phone.

So, I just got off the phone with one of the detectives. Things have changed a lot. New Police Chief last year and everyone got moved around. He is in a different department. His partner retired. We laughed while going over that day. He actually called me a pansy for how scared I was. Pansy... haven't heard that word in a while. He said he and his partner were looking for me on the roster for the Seattle Seahawks. I forgot a few months prior to this happening, I was invited to try out for the practice squad for Seattle. I never did it as I was in the process of opening my escort company. I never told them that and didn't mention that during our conversation just now either. I thought it best to leave that out of the conversation. Which brings me to another clarification. This was more than last october as I've had my company open since last July so it must have been two years ago. Damn, time flies.

He said lunch will still be on him but not to use his name. He is a detective after all. I told a fib and said I had a journal I was updating and wanted to put him and his partner in it. I couldn't tell him I'm trying to prove the story on an internet forum. I can't imagine what kind of names he would've called me then. By the way, he also told me that after the incident, they actually got a hold of the UPS truck that delievered my package, traced the delieveries that day and actually made an arrest for the delivery of the package that left the trace residue on mine. Should have called him before I told the story. That would have been even better to include that. Some shmuck, with worse luck than me on that day got busted simply because of some idiot trying to get a signal on his cell phone. Now that's entertaining!

Last, Shiners, I'm flattered, but I couldn't make this up if I tried. I'm not that smart. Come to think of it, that's probably why I get into the **** I do. lol.

OK, it's just about 7:30 in the morning. Girls did ok for a Monday night. I'm going to bed. Talk to you guys later...

picklejuice52

Looks like everyone needs their little confidence boosters, take shiners for example. I like how he does this "analyzation" with his degree in phsycology. I will bet one thing to him, take the time to listen to his own stories that he probably tells his buddies or colleuges at work, and go into a detailed analysis of them. I can bet you that mane of the things that you found to be so wrong of Dfastest's story, you will find wrong with your own story. It is a true sayying that reality is far more strange than fiction, mainly because it is no longer limited to our small imaginations. I beleive his story is real, why? well because i couldnt convince my own family of the **** that i've done or been in, but it is still a true story. Like for example. I got arrested with 3 of my buddies because we went to a church event and saw a handicap only golf cart. My wise *** puts my house keys in it, and nothing happened, so i didnt think much of it (the keys however turned it to the "on" position). So as i walk away my other buddy jumps on it and nails the gas, along with the other 2 in the backwards facing seat. I laugh, then jump on. We are just driving regularly until people start trying to stop us. Once we see that we are corner by the preist (who was at the event) and some other poeple, we jump off and run to my friends F-250. We get in and he nails the throttle (diesel) and we pull a smokey U-turn in the middle of our road, we hit 70 and my "friend" who was driving beleived that the truck was able to make a 90 degree turn at that same speed. As we all know, it can't, and we nailed the entrance to my neighborhood sign (we beleived my neighborhood would be a safe place to hide) Well we nailed it at about 30 because moron driver found the brakes just in time and we destroy the front end of his truck. We then restart it, back up, and go to my house to switch vehicles. So we switch them, head back out and who was there? all of marylands finest. We had a ratio of 5:1 cops to us. Once one cop left, another showed up with his gun drawn and taughting us with a "do you wanna run?!@!?!?". We subsequently showed the officer our handcuffs and that we were no longer a danger to ourselves or society (dont they have radios??) i guess no one decided to tell the other officers that we were already apprehended. Anywho, we find out that we were charged with theft over 500$. Those dumbasses said that we picked the golf cart up and put it into our truck and drove off. We know we didnt, but we are the only ones who knew that. Well long story short, 6 months later after a drug class (no idea why they put me in a drug class, never done drugs and never plan on it) and aceing it, and 40 hours of community service, they dropped the case and i was free. So you see here, i couldnt make that up any better if i had tried. It is just what happened. Do me a favor, analyze that with your indestructable wit. Im going to go make a bag of popcorn and come back in a few, that way i can laugh. I hope there are no late fees for this amazing analyzation performance.

Premier Motorsp

I met DFASTEST one time many years ago. He is EXACTLY the type of guy that kind of thing happens to.

How you been, Joe? What year 7 fitty?

Chris Cervelli
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