What does your avarage 951 Driver do for a living
#121
You know, a lot of people asked me what I do. Well, never thought this thread would come up but it did. Now let's see if you guys believe me, trust me, I couldn't make this up.
I'm a professional model. Get paid way more than I should. In the beginning of my career I was like a Chippendale at night to help pay the bills(actually I just wanted more money). That blew up into me becoming the highest requested and highest paid entertainer in Las Vegas ten years in a row.
In 2000, I became the Vice President of the third largest transportation company in the nation. Did that for a year and decided the corporate world was a joke. Went back to the modeling and dancing, making triple of what my so called high paid salary as V.P. did.
So, I guess I am a legal pimp. Let your imaginations go as far as they can and you get an idea of the perks involved as a professional model and an owner of an adult entertainment company. It's been a wild and crazy ride. I've been approached by two publishers and am thinking of doing a book. Not sure. Life is good. The biggest risk in life is not taking one at all. You just shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land in the stars. I did.
Now I'm expanding internationally with my entertainment empire and on the other, I'm in talks with Men's Health and Men's Fitness magazine and will try to get on their cover within a year. Crazy, all from a kid born and raised in Wisconsin. Go figure.
I'm a professional model. Get paid way more than I should. In the beginning of my career I was like a Chippendale at night to help pay the bills(actually I just wanted more money). That blew up into me becoming the highest requested and highest paid entertainer in Las Vegas ten years in a row.
In 2000, I became the Vice President of the third largest transportation company in the nation. Did that for a year and decided the corporate world was a joke. Went back to the modeling and dancing, making triple of what my so called high paid salary as V.P. did.
So, I guess I am a legal pimp. Let your imaginations go as far as they can and you get an idea of the perks involved as a professional model and an owner of an adult entertainment company. It's been a wild and crazy ride. I've been approached by two publishers and am thinking of doing a book. Not sure. Life is good. The biggest risk in life is not taking one at all. You just shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land in the stars. I did.
Now I'm expanding internationally with my entertainment empire and on the other, I'm in talks with Men's Health and Men's Fitness magazine and will try to get on their cover within a year. Crazy, all from a kid born and raised in Wisconsin. Go figure.
#123
That made me laugh out loud thanks. Tell you what. you ever, and I mean ever, need a killer bachelor party for a buddy, or just a good one on one stress reliever, you give me a pm and I'll give you the name of my company and I'll hook you up.
#127
Originally Posted by DFASTEST951
That blew up into me becoming the highest requested and highest paid entertainer in Las Vegas ten years in a row.
#128
Originally Posted by BoostGuy951
I hate to be inflammatory, but I don't believe you. Isn't your name Joe Cervantes? A google search of your name turns up nothing. I would think if you were the highest requested and highest paid ENTERTAINER in Vegas for 10 years, I might be able to find you on the internet. I am calling BS.
I quess it depends on the kind of entertainment you are providing!
#132
Originally Posted by BoostGuy951
I hate to be inflammatory, but I don't believe you. Isn't your name Joe Cervantes? A google search of your name turns up nothing. I would think if you were the highest requested and highest paid ENTERTAINER in Vegas for 10 years, I might be able to find you on the internet. I am calling BS.
DFASTEST... what was the large corp you were heading up?
#133
NZ951 and Rich Sandor hit it on the head. I really depends on what kind of entertaining you do. It was my fault not specifying WHAT kind of entertaining we're talking about. I'm talking about exotic entertainers. My fault. Told you some of you guys wouldn't believe me. If I hadn't met a few of you guys out in Vegas I wouldn't have said a word.
FSAEracer03 is right. Danny Gans got $100 million from the Mirage. Then there was also Sigfreid and Roy. Was. We all know that story.
The company was I headed was National Semi Trailer Corp. with the corporate offices in Orlando. We leased semi trailers to people like UPS during Christmas and other busy seasons. They would lease trailers instead of investing their own capital in purchasing equipment they would only use a few times a year and this way, they could write off the expense. Big business. My business owning an escort company just happens to be bigger. A lot bigger. It's like Risky Business with Tom Cruise. I deal in human fulfillment.
FSAEracer03 is right. Danny Gans got $100 million from the Mirage. Then there was also Sigfreid and Roy. Was. We all know that story.
The company was I headed was National Semi Trailer Corp. with the corporate offices in Orlando. We leased semi trailers to people like UPS during Christmas and other busy seasons. They would lease trailers instead of investing their own capital in purchasing equipment they would only use a few times a year and this way, they could write off the expense. Big business. My business owning an escort company just happens to be bigger. A lot bigger. It's like Risky Business with Tom Cruise. I deal in human fulfillment.
#134
86 Turbo Black on Black
3.0 liter 16 valve 564hp(480rwhp) 560lb torque @ 1.45 boost (21psi). Street/Race restored in and out. Powerhaus.com click on "HOT"
Well, boys, he didn't build that ^ on a budget. So if you don't believe him, it's atleast safe to say he's not on food stamps. Now wouldn't you agree. Now quit trying to **** him off. He may be of future service! lol
3.0 liter 16 valve 564hp(480rwhp) 560lb torque @ 1.45 boost (21psi). Street/Race restored in and out. Powerhaus.com click on "HOT"
Well, boys, he didn't build that ^ on a budget. So if you don't believe him, it's atleast safe to say he's not on food stamps. Now wouldn't you agree. Now quit trying to **** him off. He may be of future service! lol
#135
Thanks ehall, but I wasn't really pissed. If it wasn't me, I'd have a hard time believing it too. A lot of people have asked me what I did before here and this was the opportunity to say. You know there are people out there in that kind of business. You just never knew who they were. Now you guys know someone. No big deal.