Fresh Water Frenzy Fatality
07-12-2003, 11:34 PM
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Apperently one of our esteemed salt water East Coast sHARk owners could not survive in a fresh water environment. However, a trip to HELL was all it took to bring him back to life. Before the benefit of a trip to HELL, and sufficient alchohol, here is the way we discovered Goodspeed 928. Enjoy.
The Fresh Water Frenzy has claimed it's first Annual victim.
The Fresh Water Frenzy has claimed it's first Annual victim.
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07-13-2003, 12:12 AM
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After an alcohol blood transfusion, the salt water sHARK came back to life.
I'll be damned if this salt water sHARK is allowed to drink all my beer AGAIN. <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />
He did agree to buy beer next year.
I'll be damned if this salt water sHARK is allowed to drink all my beer AGAIN. <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />
He did agree to buy beer next year.
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07-13-2003, 03:06 PM
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It is always nice to see that the close knit sHARk community is looking out for our 'fallen' comrads. I understand that some of the 911 guy's have been known to strip cars under similar circumstances -just a rumor-.
Had there not been volunteers manning/wom-manning the now standard digital 'sHARk-Fest Security Camera System - sFSCS ( a registered trademark)Our beached bro may have been robbed, his sHARk stolen, or may God forbid he could have been 'used roughly' by a gang of trasnsient,leather encrusted butt-pirates.
Good work people.
Say, what happened to the pictures of the mandatory naked, potato- sack race???
Anxiously waiting. :0
Had there not been volunteers manning/wom-manning the now standard digital 'sHARk-Fest Security Camera System - sFSCS ( a registered trademark)Our beached bro may have been robbed, his sHARk stolen, or may God forbid he could have been 'used roughly' by a gang of trasnsient,leather encrusted butt-pirates.
Good work people.
Say, what happened to the pictures of the mandatory naked, potato- sack race???
Anxiously waiting. :0
07-13-2003, 04:20 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Cobey:
<strong>You guys are far to kind. When I was in the ARMY we had a cure for these guys -- a bottle of Nair and some lipstick.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Hmmm - remind me NEVER, and I mean NEVER go to a meeting of Shark owners and go to sleep - alcohol induced or not... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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<strong>You guys are far to kind. When I was in the ARMY we had a cure for these guys -- a bottle of Nair and some lipstick.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Hmmm - remind me NEVER, and I mean NEVER go to a meeting of Shark owners and go to sleep - alcohol induced or not... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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07-13-2003, 04:36 PM
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LOL. We saved this treatment for those that talked a lot of trash and passed out before midnight. Occasionally we would add mayo filled condems into the mix. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
07-13-2003, 07:07 PM
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Ern,
I think I still have a 2 gallon pump jug of 101 proof Wild Turkey I' could share with you at the park. <img border="0" alt="[bigbye]" title="" src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" />
Cobey,
You horrid, nasty, Barracks rodent!
I like your traditional Army style.
I think I saw some of your work. <img border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" title="" src="graemlins/bigok.gif" />
Were you stationed at Camp Humphries Korea -Republic Of-? There were some tragic incidents involving personnel unwary of the SUOJU Experience. We would find them in that nasty 'turtle ditch' at the back gate. To their misfortune they seldom made it to the bus stop or 'relative' safety of the snackbar.
New meat in the Barracks boys! Can I borrow a roll of 35mm or your polaroid? Then it's off to the xerox machine with the most reams of spare paper. Fortunately, their shame seldom lasted for more than a year, what with a one year rotation and all... though some would opt for Airborne, Ranger, ect. rather than face a whole year of potshots.
Really ignorant slummers would arrive for SF training stateside only to see their pictoral history posted on the company bulletin board under the "Don't let this happen to you" heading.
BTW We discovered early on that Nair could be a major skin irritant -officers complained all the time, whiners- so we agreed for safety sake to discontinue the use of that product.
Don't mistake this for a sign of weakness or compassion for our fellow man by any means.
We were the guy's who would drape the pantless victim facedown over any available object under the assumption they would not drown in their own puke, the red, 'bulls-eye' spray painted (lip-sticked) on their butts was optional -I know, I'll surely burn in hell.
We also used the time tested method of using their camera for the ETS Party Festivities. When the significant other developed the film the only thing saving our vicious little butts was the distance to the ROK.
John D.
We Texans /Pennsylvanians/Canadians won't let this sort of thing happen down here.
Trust us....
I think I still have a 2 gallon pump jug of 101 proof Wild Turkey I' could share with you at the park.
<img border="0" alt="[bigbye]" title="" src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" /> Cobey,
You horrid, nasty, Barracks rodent!
I like your traditional Army style.
I think I saw some of your work. <img border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" title="" src="graemlins/bigok.gif" />
Were you stationed at Camp Humphries Korea -Republic Of-? There were some tragic incidents involving personnel unwary of the SUOJU Experience. We would find them in that nasty 'turtle ditch' at the back gate. To their misfortune they seldom made it to the bus stop or 'relative' safety of the snackbar.
New meat in the Barracks boys! Can I borrow a roll of 35mm or your polaroid? Then it's off to the xerox machine with the most reams of spare paper. Fortunately, their shame seldom lasted for more than a year, what with a one year rotation and all... though some would opt for Airborne, Ranger, ect. rather than face a whole year of potshots.
Really ignorant slummers would arrive for SF training stateside only to see their pictoral history posted on the company bulletin board under the "Don't let this happen to you" heading.
BTW We discovered early on that Nair could be a major skin irritant -officers complained all the time, whiners- so we agreed for safety sake to discontinue the use of that product.
Don't mistake this for a sign of weakness or compassion for our fellow man by any means.
We were the guy's who would drape the pantless victim facedown over any available object under the assumption they would not drown in their own puke, the red, 'bulls-eye' spray painted (lip-sticked) on their butts was optional -I know, I'll surely burn in hell.
We also used the time tested method of using their camera for the ETS Party Festivities. When the significant other developed the film the only thing saving our vicious little butts was the distance to the ROK.John D.
We Texans /Pennsylvanians/Canadians won't let this sort of thing happen down here.
Trust us....
07-13-2003, 07:11 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by John Struthers:
<strong>.......John D.
We Texans /Pennsylvanians/Canadians won't let this sort of thing happen down here.
Trust us....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">.....Trust us....???
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HA, HA, HA....!!!! Are YOU nuts????!!!!! I'm still getting over the Mayo in the condom thingy...
<strong>.......John D.
We Texans /Pennsylvanians/Canadians won't let this sort of thing happen down here.
Trust us....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">.....Trust us....???
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____________ <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />
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HA, HA, HA....!!!! Are YOU nuts????!!!!!
I'm still getting over the Mayo in the condom thingy...
07-14-2003, 01:10 AM
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Thr drunk passed-out guy I understand, but what the hell is this?
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A spy?
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A spy?
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Hey JS!
No, not in Korea. Fitzsimmons ARMY Medicl Center in Denver, CO. Where AIT was like going to college. Uniforms and school in the morning, then civies and drinking all night long.
Our pranks were a little different. Nair in the crotch of course, for those early next morning screems of dismay from the showers. Lipstick to the back with nice little messages, ("Thanks for a lovely time and hope to see you again, Bruce"). And the the masterpeice, a packet or two of mayo squirted into a condom, then tucked into the back of the trousers.
All good clean fun.
No, not in Korea. Fitzsimmons ARMY Medicl Center in Denver, CO. Where AIT was like going to college. Uniforms and school in the morning, then civies and drinking all night long.
Our pranks were a little different. Nair in the crotch of course, for those early next morning screems of dismay from the showers. Lipstick to the back with nice little messages, ("Thanks for a lovely time and hope to see you again, Bruce"). And the the masterpeice, a packet or two of mayo squirted into a condom, then tucked into the back of the trousers.
All good clean fun.
