Off Topic - Funny Bumper Stickers
12-08-2002, 11:03 PM
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Off Topic - Funny Bumper Stickers
I was out and about tonight and I was following this car and it had this funny bumper sticker; so I had to share it with my forum friends.
WANT TO HELP FREE *****?
JUST UNZIP! -
I got a chuckle out of that one - Does anybody else have any other funny Bumper Stickers they would like to share?.
It's the little things that make me laugh!
WANT TO HELP FREE *****?
JUST UNZIP! -
I got a chuckle out of that one - Does anybody else have any other funny Bumper Stickers they would like to share?.
It's the little things that make me laugh!
12-09-2002, 12:35 AM
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LOL, that is worth a chuckle. I have a picture saved somewhere of a van that I found on the internet. The picture is of the rear end of a white van with a bumper sticker which read
BLAMING GUNS FOR CRIME IS LIKE BLAMING SPOONS FOR ROSIE O'DONNEL FOR BEING FAT.
I got a kick out of that one.
BLAMING GUNS FOR CRIME IS LIKE BLAMING SPOONS FOR ROSIE O'DONNEL FOR BEING FAT.
I got a kick out of that one.
12-09-2002, 04:31 AM
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Recently I saw "One bad rice burner" on the license plate frame of a S2000.
I can't remember if it was an air freshener or a bumper sticker that I saw in the 70s that said "Gas, Grass or A$$, nobody rides for free"
I can't remember if it was an air freshener or a bumper sticker that I saw in the 70s that said "Gas, Grass or A$$, nobody rides for free"
12-09-2002, 05:22 AM
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I once had a sticker that said "So many pedestrians, so little time...". The sticker had been given to me by friends.
I had an accident with a pedestrian shortly after I got my license. The pedestrian had gotten out of a car and ran accross the street without looking. Actually, he started looking when he heard my tires squak. But it was too late then. After I hit him, I got rear ended by the car behind me.
I made the big mistake of telling the pedestrian that I was sorry for what happened. He must have taken this as an admission of guilt. He tried to sue me, but the judge threw it out after I paid a small fine for going a little too fast. The judge felt that I only had minimal fault in the accident.
It was never clear how much too fast I was going, as the skidmarks from the front and the rear tires had different lenghts. They concluded I must have been going between 45 and 55kmk/h in a 50km/h zone, but said I should have slowed down because of parked cars on one side and the narrowness of the street.
The guy who rear ended me, sued the pedestrian for endangering traffic and property damage. The pedestrian had to pay 60% of the repair cost on both cars, plus the court cost and lawyers fees, the guy who rear ended me was responsible for the rest, because he had tailgated.
The pedestran had no insurance. Both damaged cars were Mercedes, so the cost was substantial. (I had borrowed my Dad's company car without his permission, so that opened a whole other can of worms. Thank god I was a good child otherwise...)
I had an accident with a pedestrian shortly after I got my license. The pedestrian had gotten out of a car and ran accross the street without looking. Actually, he started looking when he heard my tires squak. But it was too late then. After I hit him, I got rear ended by the car behind me.
I made the big mistake of telling the pedestrian that I was sorry for what happened. He must have taken this as an admission of guilt. He tried to sue me, but the judge threw it out after I paid a small fine for going a little too fast. The judge felt that I only had minimal fault in the accident.
It was never clear how much too fast I was going, as the skidmarks from the front and the rear tires had different lenghts. They concluded I must have been going between 45 and 55kmk/h in a 50km/h zone, but said I should have slowed down because of parked cars on one side and the narrowness of the street.
The guy who rear ended me, sued the pedestrian for endangering traffic and property damage. The pedestrian had to pay 60% of the repair cost on both cars, plus the court cost and lawyers fees, the guy who rear ended me was responsible for the rest, because he had tailgated.
The pedestran had no insurance. Both damaged cars were Mercedes, so the cost was substantial. (I had borrowed my Dad's company car without his permission, so that opened a whole other can of worms. Thank god I was a good child otherwise...)
12-09-2002, 09:30 AM
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I saw this in a shop in Orlando, so I bought it and put it on my flight bag:
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"
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12-09-2002, 09:33 AM
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I have one on the refrigerator that says "Yes it's fast - No you can't drive it". Posted next to cartoon that says "one damn thing after another for the next 10,000 miles."
12-09-2002, 02:28 PM
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I thought it would have made the list by now, so I will post my current favorite sticker seen about these parts:
If you don't like the way I'm driving, call 1-800-EAT-SH$T!
Anthony Tate
79/928 Silver Metallic
(No bumper stickers) <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" />
If you don't like the way I'm driving, call 1-800-EAT-SH$T!
Anthony Tate
79/928 Silver Metallic
(No bumper stickers) <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" />
