Happy Ramakwanzachannamas
12-23-2005, 11:00 PM
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Happy non event to you also 
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Does it have the "Do It Yourself" manual transmission, or the superior "Fully Equipped by Porsche" Automatic Transmission?
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Does it have the "Do It Yourself" manual transmission, or the superior "Fully Equipped by Porsche" Automatic Transmission?
George Layton March 2014928 Owners are ".....a secret sect of quietly assured Porsche pragmatists who in near anonymity appreciate the prodigious, easy going prowess of the 928."
12-23-2005, 11:32 PM
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We take great pleasure that you honour our sacred festivities celebrating Ramakwanzachannamas: This event is little known beyond our lands.
To all in your lands, may we wish a very MERRY CHRISTMAS .
To all in your lands, may we wish a very MERRY CHRISTMAS .
12-24-2005, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Garth S
To all in your lands, may we wish a very MERRY CHRISTMAS .
Ernest (NYC) Strike on holding pattern.
12-25-2005, 12:40 PM
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Ern,
It is with a heavy heart that I must report the passing of:
Jim-Bob Klause.
He had just staggered back to his ornate, late model, Osh-Kosh SS Sleigh here in Midland after swilling more than his share of the vintage internal heating fluid and lubricant known as Crown at the Petroleum Club.
Spokesmen for MPD and DPS have offered limited information as to the cause of the accident.
While unclear and mixed, eye witness statements reveal both reports of alcohol, cell phone use
and the unconfirmed report of four, somewhat attractive, scantily clad, young ladies from the
wait staff of the new Hooter's in Odessa who sought a RIDE home after the brawl spilled into the parking lot of aforementioned restaraunt all contributed to the tragedy.
Apparently, Rudolph and six other aggressive and steroid crazed, high performance reindeer took advantage of Mr. Klauses' many distractions and tried to force a feed truck off the westbound
La Entrada del Pacifico with a low level pass clipping the hood of the 1972 model Peterbuilt
which not only caused the sleigh to overturn in the median and forced a Wal-Mart rig to overturn as well.
From there the situation deteriorated when a convoy of illegals stopped, realized that while the
rescue of Mr Klause could wait a few minutes the pillaging of the Wal-Mart truck could not.
Consequently, Mr Klause slowly, and happily I might add, smothered to death under the Bosom(s) of humanity ...as it were.
Fortuneately for me he had unloaded four heavy duty steel ramps and 2 each 21/2 ton floor jacks at my house prior to his demise.
As to Mr Klauses' passing, let me just say as a registered Republican from G dub's home town...:
"I GOT MINE"
It is with a heavy heart that I must report the passing of:
Jim-Bob Klause.
He had just staggered back to his ornate, late model, Osh-Kosh SS Sleigh here in Midland after swilling more than his share of the vintage internal heating fluid and lubricant known as Crown at the Petroleum Club.
Spokesmen for MPD and DPS have offered limited information as to the cause of the accident.
While unclear and mixed, eye witness statements reveal both reports of alcohol, cell phone use
and the unconfirmed report of four, somewhat attractive, scantily clad, young ladies from the
wait staff of the new Hooter's in Odessa who sought a RIDE home after the brawl spilled into the parking lot of aforementioned restaraunt all contributed to the tragedy.
Apparently, Rudolph and six other aggressive and steroid crazed, high performance reindeer took advantage of Mr. Klauses' many distractions and tried to force a feed truck off the westbound
La Entrada del Pacifico with a low level pass clipping the hood of the 1972 model Peterbuilt
which not only caused the sleigh to overturn in the median and forced a Wal-Mart rig to overturn as well.
From there the situation deteriorated when a convoy of illegals stopped, realized that while the
rescue of Mr Klause could wait a few minutes the pillaging of the Wal-Mart truck could not.
Consequently, Mr Klause slowly, and happily I might add, smothered to death under the Bosom(s) of humanity ...as it were.
Fortuneately for me he had unloaded four heavy duty steel ramps and 2 each 21/2 ton floor jacks at my house prior to his demise.
As to Mr Klauses' passing, let me just say as a registered Republican from G dub's home town...:
"I GOT MINE"